Fantasy Sports: Flyers Board Mock Draft 2021

[Rebels57]

The VANCOUVER CANUCKS select, from Krasnaya Armiya Moskva of the MHL, C DMITRI ZUGAN



Dmitri Zugan at eliteprospects.com

 

[Rebels57]

@JojoTheWhale you are on the clock

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Nashville selects RD Cole Jordan from Moose Jaw of the WHL.

I’ve never seen someone with skill so allergic to shooting. He sure can generate breakouts, though.

@BernieParent Step right up. Win your Oilers a prize.

 

[BernieParent]

"So you're saying that this computer can do annal-antics, Peebles?"

"Yes, Mr. Holland, the program that we downloaded and have worked on day and night since our first pick is able to search the Internet for all analytics information about the different prospects and identify the best ones still available in the draft."

"Can I tell it what kind of player I want?"

"Most certainly, sir. I'll just set up the parameters so you can ..."

"GET OUTTA MY WAY!"

click click "Gretzky" click click click click- click- click- click "Eric Lindros" click- click- click- click- click- click- click "Pavel Bure" click- click

"Why the [BLEEP] did the [BLEEP]ing screen go blue? Why isn't it [BLEEP]ing coming back on??!"

Holland picks up the laptop and ...

"Sir, wait, please!!"

... smashes it against the countertop of his office bar.

[Whimper]

"Go get me another."

Peebles' cell phone dings.

"Sir, we have to make our next selection now."

"Aww [BLEEP]! Well, give me the list of the prospects and I'll eyeball them."

Peebles brings up The Draft Analyst list on his cellphone, which he holds tightly with both hands.

"Hmmm, this one. He's a shortie but maybe we can get some goals out of him."

The Oilers select, from HK Levice of the Slovenská hokejová liga, centre Avery Hayes. Onto the hopefully patient @SanBlom.

 

[FLYguy3911]

"So you're saying that this computer can do annal-antics, Peebles?"

"Yes, Mr. Holland, the program that we downloaded and have worked on day and night since our first pick is able to search the Internet for all analytics information about the different prospects and identify the best ones still available in the draft."

"Can I tell it what kind of player I want?"

"Most certainly, sir. I'll just set up the parameters so you can ..."

"GET OUTTA MY WAY!"

click click "Gretzky" click click click click- click- click- click "Eric Lindros" click- click- click- click- click- click- click "Pavel Bure" click- click

"Why the [BLEEP] did the [BLEEP]ing screen go blue? Why isn't it [BLEEP]ing coming back on??!"

Holland picks up the laptop and ...

"Sir, wait, please!!"

... smashes it against the countertop of his office bar.

[Whimper]

"Go get me another."

Peebles' cell phone dings.

"Sir, we have to make our next selection now."

"Aww [BLEEP]! Well, give me the list of the prospects and I'll eyeball them."

Peebles brings up The Draft Analyst list on his cellphone, which he holds tightly with both hands.

"Hmmm, this one. He's a shortie but maybe we can get some goals out of him."

The Oilers select, from HK Levice of the Slovenská hokejová liga, centre Avery Hayes. Onto the hopefully patient @SanBlom.

Bern, I just remembered you switched spots with me for last year's draft and I feel like a real jerk for not returning the favor this year.

 

[CutOnDime97]

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I'm just realizing Fuhr is in all Franklin gear. Thought they only made street hockey stuff lmao

 

[BernieParent]

Bern, I just remembered you switched spots with me for last year's draft and I feel like a real jerk for not returning the favor this year.

Please don't feel badly at all, FLY. You still know tons more about the prospects and I'm good with having a few picks. I enjoy seeing the posters like you who put a lot of thought into your selections, which is not my strong suit. I appreciate your sentiment.

 

[Chuck Downie]

First post updated

Happy Father's Day!

 

[SanBlom]

Happy Fathers Day! I’m in VA and forgot my list but I do remember one really cool and Swedish name for the Isles. William f***ing Jupiter! Boom.

@Hexy4

 

[Chinatown88]

My goalie. Damn it.

 

[BiggE]

Happy Father Day! I’m in VA and forgot my list but I do remember one really cool and Swedish name for the Isles. William f***ing Jupiter! Boom.

@Hexy4

His middle name is f***ing? Far out

 

[Hexy4]

Boston selects... Jacob Holmes

Date of Birth
Jul 04, 2003
Position
D
Age
17
Height
6'1" / 185 cm
Place of Birth
Alliston, ON, CAN
Weight
185 lbs / 84 kg
Nation
Canada
Shoots
L

 

[Chuck Downie]

select Florian Elias

https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/382170/florian-elias

Capitals draft:

2 - 53 - Chase Stillman, RW, Esbjerg U20 (Denmark U20)
3 - 75 - Vladislav Lukashevich, D, Yaroslavl (MHL)
4 - 120 - Josh Doan, F, Chicago (USHL)
5 - 152 - Bryce Montgomery, D, London (OHL)
6 - 184 - Florian Elias, C, Mannheim (DEL)


@Young Sandwich is up!

 

[pit]

select Florian Elias

https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/382170/florian-elias

@Young Sandwich is up!

I know he probably won't make the NHL, but I was heavily considering him as Ottawa's 7th rounder to pair with Stutzle for a mostly German line.

 

[Haanz]

There go my two BPA with the last two picks.

 

[Young Sandwich]

The Tampa Bay Lightning are proud to select, from the Frolunda Indians:

RW - Philip Granath

Do something, @SanBlom

 

[SanBlom]

Minny takes Elias Stenman because his name is Elias and that is the name that we remember from "the list".

@pit

 

[BiggE]

Minny takes Elias Stenman because his name is Elias and that is the name that we remember from "the list".

@pit

 

[BigToe]

select Florian Elias

https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/382170/florian-elias

Capitals draft:

2 - 53 - Chase Stillman, RW, Esbjerg U20 (Denmark U20)
3 - 75 - Vladislav Lukashevich, D, Yaroslavl (MHL)
4 - 120 - Josh Doan, F, Chicago (USHL)
5 - 152 - Bryce Montgomery, D, London (OHL)
6 - 184 - Florian Elias, C, Mannheim (DEL)


@Young Sandwich is up!

That's a serial killer

 

[pit]

Kyle Dubas: Uh huh, uh huh, yeah, okay, maybe, uh huh.
Brendan Shanahan: Kyle, what are you doing? Are you trying to make two prank calls at once? Especially after what happened in Ottawa?

Dubas: No, I'm seeing if we can secure some more picks. Philadelphia almost always trades their 7th, so maybe if they still have 2 7ths from another year I can get both of the players I'm eyeing.
Shanahan: Uh huh. You know there's no trades at the Fake NHL Draft, right?
Dubas: Oh.
Shanahan: So between wasting company time trying to do make trades you can't, sending Dorion to the hospital, creating a roster so imbalanced the salary cap is kneecapping us and-
Dubas: And winning a Cup. Don't forget that key point Shanny.
Shanahan: First, you don't deserve to call me Shanny. Second, you lost in the first round again, to the FLIPPING Habs who barely even made the playoffs and did so in a manner that chokes perhaps even worse than any of your past endeavours. You-
Dubas: No, stop lying, that's not true.
Shanahan: You lost again Kyle, the only thing you have won despite great draft position and unlimited resources is a Calder Cup.
Dubas:

Nottruenottruenottruenottrue.
Shanahan: Stop rocking on the floor Kyle. Make a pick, look MAKE A PICK. Ugh, fine, let me look at your Google doc on this.

The Toronto Maple Leafs select from Frölunda HC, LD Hugo Gabrielson.

@Ghosts Beer is up. And Toronto is done with this draft. Thank god.

Someone get Kyle an Uber home. And maybe a clean diaper. Shanahan out.

Toronto Maple Leafs
2 - 59 - Dylan Duke, C, USTNDP (USHL)
5 - 155 - Dovar Tinling, LW, Univ. of Vermont (NCAA)
6 - 187 - Hugo Gabrielson, Frölunda HC U20 (J20 Nationell)

 

[Ghosts Beer]

Buffalo Fake GM Kevyn Adams wishes his pop a happy Father's Day.

Adams is pleased the guy that they were targeting here made it as hoped.

With the 188th selection in the 2021 Fake NHL Draft, the Buffalo Sabres select hard-working, future effective role player Jacob Melanson, RW, Acadie-Bathurst Titan (QMJHL).

Buffalo Sabres Selections:

1 - 1 - Buffalo - Brandt Clarke, D, HC Nove Zamky (Slovakia)
2 - 33 - Buffalo - Zachary L'Heureux, LW, Halifax (QMJHL)
2 - 55 - Buffalo - Logan Mailloux, D, SK Lejon (HockeyEtten)
3 - 81 - Buffalo - Wyatt Johnston, C, Windsor (OHL)
3 - 94 - Buffalo - Artyom Grushnikov, D, Hamilton (OHL)
4 - 97 - Buffalo - Ryan Winterton, RW, Hamilton (OHL)
5 - 145 - Buffalo - Kalle Vaisanen, LW, TPS (U20 SM-sarja)
6 - 161 - Buffalo - Aleksi Malinen, D, JYP (Liiga)
6 - 188 - Buffalo - Jacob Melanson, RW, Acadie-Bathurst (QMJHL)

@BernieParent is up.

 

[Ghosts Beer]

For the record, I would love for the Flyers to grab Melanson. I don't think he'll last until the late 6th in the real draft, but he's still falling under the radar.

 

[BernieParent]

"I am pleased to report that I got the laptop back up and running, Mr. Holland."

"Good work, Peebles. When do we pick again?"

"Actually, sir, we are up now."

"Now, well [BLEEP]. Let's get going. Gimme that."

"Please, sir, if I may ..."

"Nah, I'll find us another good player. My instincts are at top shape."

"Aided, I'll bet, by 2 bottles of Chivas Regal."

"What was that?"

"Nothing sir. If you look at the big monitor, I'll provide some names of interest who are still available."

The names appear on screen.

"If you can see the cross-analysis of Corsi For Events with Quality of Competition, plus Expected Goals For and Against ..."

"Hey, that Dman looks big."

"... we get a keen view of... umm, pardon, sir?"

"That guy, there, he's pretty big."

"Yes, sir, and I can show you analytically that ..."

"I want him."

"Now, sir, let's make optimal use of this technology and ..."

"I [BLEEP]ing want HIM!!"

"Very well, sir."

"I'm great at these anal tucks, Peebles."

"Of course you are, sir."

The Edmonton Oilers select from the Spokane Chiefs of the WHL, defenseman Graham Sward.

Now to @TB87 for a much more anal tucked selection than this.

 

[TB87]

With the 190th Overall Selection, the Florida Panthers are proud to select Goalie Jonathan Lemieux of the Val-d'Or Foreurs.

I don’t know who this person is.



You’re up @Chuck Downie!

 

[Chuck Downie]

The legendary mastermind of the Kindergarten Caniacs™ fake Don Waddell makes his way up to the podium all alone on a draft stage he built himself.

Select James Hardie

James Hardie at eliteprospects.com

@DrinkFightFlyers is up!