Do you want me to beat up the "soil"
Sure why not as long as you bring your backhoe, jackhammer, and some Katyusha rockets from 1942-45; that might do it.........
Unless you are Wotan, Thor, Hercules, and Atlas combined, it would be a real test of your ability to beat up some "soil".
Of course, the pay would be a "little less" than NHL minimum wage for a season, 'cause that is how long it will take you beat it up.....and how little money I have........
Bring Captain Dave's chickens and maybe they can peck their way through.......the HOA would have multiple heart attacks
JoJo can supervise, while I watch the mayhem.