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Buford T. Justice
One of my lousy GDTs has to be a winner.
That's f***ed upThrow them like ninja stars at the squirrels.
That's f***ed up
Wow. No wonder you have to ask the question in your usernameTheyre assholes. Last summer they came on my deck and ate all me and my daughters strawberries. Sometimes they just eat one side of one then move on and just eat one side of another. Vindictive destructive jerks.
Have you ever seen an 8 year old girl crying bc her dad is making her eat the other half of a strawberry but she doesnt want to get squirrel cooties?
If you ever see a Rav 4 with a "I swerve for squirrels - f*** them assholes" bumper sticker .. thats me.
That makes me think of 2 great South ParksThrow them like ninja stars at the squirrels.
Big game for VV
I am going tonight. Rarely do I cheer for a day to hurry up and get to 5pm. That is me today! Lots of clock watching! Haha.If you are lucky enough to attend tonight, enjoy. Hope it’s a great one. Cheer loud enough for the rest of us.
Theyre assholes. Last summer they came on my deck and ate all me and my daughters strawberries. Sometimes they just eat one side of one then move on and just eat one side of another. Vindictive destructive jerks.
Have you ever seen an 8 year old girl crying bc her dad is making her eat the other half of a strawberry but she doesnt want to get squirrel cooties?
If you ever see a Rav 4 with a "I swerve for squirrels - f*** them assholes" bumper sticker .. thats me.
Squirrels tried to murder my brother.Theyre assholes. Last summer they came on my deck and ate all me and my daughters strawberries. Sometimes they just eat one side of one then move on and just eat one side of another. Vindictive destructive jerks.
Have you ever seen an 8 year old girl crying bc her dad is making her eat the other half of a strawberry but she doesnt want to get squirrel cooties?
If you ever see a Rav 4 with a "I swerve for squirrels - f*** them assholes" bumper sticker .. thats me.
Squirrels tried to murder my brother.
He used to park his car under a tree. Apparently the squirrels would drop their acorn shells from that tree onto my brothers car. Over time they collected in the air intake, and at one point this caused the mass air sensor to basically panic and force his car to accelerate as it tried to pull more air in.