First Goal of 2015-2016

KirkOut

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Nov 23, 2012
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The mathematician in me says Tarasenko

Math never fails
 
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Stealth JD

Don't condescend me, man.
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Jan 16, 2006
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Parayko with a slapshot, which hits Schwartz in the face and trickles in the net. Schwartz' first and only goal of the year, as he misses the rest of the season with a concussion, broken-jaw, and PTSD.
 

The Grouch

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Jan 31, 2009
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Parayko with a slapshot, which hits Schwartz in the face and trickles in the net. Schwartz' first and only goal of the year, as he misses the rest of the season with a concussion, broken-jaw, and PTSD.


As a Blues fan, you're being uncharacteristically optimistic... It's going to be Tarasenko's face that deflects the puck, and Parayko will break his wrist whilst shooting, out 6-8 weeks.
 

Vladdy the Impaler

Moar Sobotka
Feb 20, 2015
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The man, the myth, the legend. No doubt. His slapshot can break the sound barrier and some say that even from their quiet homes on the far reaches of St Charles County, they could hear the booming crack of the puck leaving Colton's stick in training camp. Parayko's first shot will be attempted to be blocked by Talbot, but the shot will be so powerful that it literally goes through his leg and into the net, where it continues its trajectory by slicing through the net, through the boards, and into the bowels of Scottrade, where it will probably never be because the puck will have simply disintegrated by that point.
 

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