First Goal Contest

[Mosby]

Thought this question could see some interesting responses...

Who scores the Coyotes first goal of the season? *assuming we score

For reference, Mikkel Boedker was first last year. Two years ago, it was Kyle Chipchura.

I've included a few poll options. If you're voting for someone like Nick Grossmann, we'll say that falls under "other".

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[Muppet]

Why none other than the almighty Kyle Tipchura.

 

[diceone]

I'm voting Duke with the stipulation that it'll be in game number 3.

 

[GiveAFlyingPuck]

Thought this question could see some interesting responses...

Who scores the Coyotes first goal of the season? *assuming we score

For reference, Mikkel Boedker was first last year. Two years ago, it was Kyle Chipchura.

I've included a few poll options. If you're voting for someone like Nick Grossmann, we'll say that falls under "other".

I think you should put the game it is scored in as well.

 

[GiveAFlyingPuck]

I'm going Game 2, Hanzal.

 

[Summer Rose]

Game 2, Oliver Ekman-Larsson.

I could see the Kings shutting us out easily but the Pens' defense can be leaky and Marc-Andre Fleury isn't exactly the pillar of consistent goaltending, so I'd bet we score at least once against them. Of course, never underestimate the incompetence of our offense.

 

[Grvmnd]

I went duc. Meaningless goal to make it 1-3 in the third.

 

[RemoAZ]

Why none other than the almighty Kyle Tipchura.

Seconded!

 

[moosemeister]

Richardson

 

[PerpetualTankYear]

Voted "other" because I don't think we'll score this year.

 

[CC96]

Gonna have to go with Chip. Probably some fluke that goes in off his ass or something, and then we'll have to hear Tippett race about how awesome Chip is.

 

[rt]

Step One: Coyotes take a too many men penalty
Step Two: Tippett selects Duclair to serve the penalty
Step Three: Kings score.
Step Four: Tippett benches Duclair for the rest of the game (forgot he didn't actually take the penalty)
Step Five: Kyle Chipchura scores our 1st goal, with a helper from Martinook
Step Six: Coyotes lose 5-1 anyway
Step Seven: Tippett sends Duclair down to Springfield because he needs more ice time in the AHL to learn how to become and NHL player because of...reasons...

 

[rt]

Gonna have to go with Chip. Probably some fluke that goes in off his ass or something, and then we'll have to hear Tippett race about how awesome Chip is.

And Nash. And that strange man that they found sleeping at a bus stop who has replaced Dave Strader. And Todd Walsh.

 

[zerekstar]

OEL on the pp because we don't have enough talent to score 5 on 5 and OEL is the only reason our pp works.

 

[The Feckless Puck]

I'm going for maximum troll here and saying John Scott.

 

[Etch]

The darkhorse.

 

[GiveAFlyingPuck]

^^^^

Not sure if he's still with the Milwaukee Admirals. Not listed on their roster. Yeah, I'm saying there's a chance we pick him up.

 

[cobra427]

Seconded!

Third on Chip!

 

[Mosby]

I'll say Hanzal. Probably on the PP.

 

[indczn]

Stone. Quick flubs a dump and change.

 

[ParisSaintGermain]

Smith, in his own net

 

[ParisSaintGermain]

Joking aside, I will say Boedker

 

[The Feckless Puck]

I'm going for maximum troll here and saying John Scott.

Maybe I should say Chipchura given that Scott went on waivers within about 10 minutes of me posting this.

 

[slv]

Connor Murphy. Just because no one picked him.

 

[Vinny Boombatz]

I think we get shutout 3 of the first 5 games.

I think we score game 2 vs. Fleury and I think it's going to be Doan tip in on PP