TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part IV

[Ceremony]

I don't know Homer Simpson, I've never met Homer Simpson, but, I, I'm sorry, I can't go on.

Don't worry. Your tears say more than real evidence ever could.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

We tried nothing and were all out of ideas.

@Roman Fell

 

[LeafalCrusader]

We tried nothing and were all out of ideas.

@Roman Fell

What if Lisa plays her jug? Would that help?

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

The McRib is returning to McDonald's menus at more than 10,000 locations across America

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

What if Lisa plays her jug? Would that help?

Keenum, get Grudens play calling hat

 

[John Price]

The McRib is returning to McDonald's menus at more than 10,000 locations across America

Guess who ain't getting one?

@Kim Gordon

 

[hangman005]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Beekeeper 1: Well, sure is quiet in here today.
Beekeeper 2: Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.

 

[hangman005]

Vegas fans 10 minutes into the first period vs the bruins.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Vegas fans 10 minutes into the first period vs the bruins.

Smithers. Why didn't you tell me about this David Pastrnak?

 

[The Nemesis]

Beekeeper 1: Well, sure is quiet in here today.
Beekeeper 2: Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.

I'm afraid I don't know.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

I'm afraid I don't know.

You see bees usually make a lot of noise. No noise suggests no bees!

 

[hangman005]

Smithers. Why didn't you tell me about this David Pastrnak?

It happened before I tuned in.

 

[NyQuil]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

LA Kings last night vs Vancouver.

 

[Ceremony]

Honus Wagner! Cap Anson! Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown!

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Pick a side this election!

 

[The Nemesis]

Pick a side this election!

I believe I'll choose a 3rd party candidate!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Pick a side this election!

The Politics of failure have failed!

 

[LeafalCrusader]

I believe I'll choose a 3rd party candidate!

Go ahead throw your vote away Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

So burn that flag if you must! But before you do, you'd better burn a few
other things! You'd better burn your shirt and your pants! Be sure to
burn your TV and car! Oh yeah, and don't forget to burn your house!
Because none of those things would exist without six red stripes, seven
red stripes, and a helluva lot of stars!!

 

[The Nemesis]

So burn that flag if you must! But before you do, you'd better burn a few
other things! You'd better burn your shirt and your pants! Be sure to
burn your TV and car! Oh yeah, and don't forget to burn your house!
Because none of those things would exist without six red stripes, seven
red stripes, and a helluva lot of stars!!

Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool!

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Arr! This chair be high, says I!"

 

[LeafalCrusader]