TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part III

[Psyfer]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

And with that a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Edmonton. They had banished that awful Peter Chiarelli forever because he was haunted. Now lets all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice

 

[The Nemesis]

Note: Chiarelli died on the way to his home planet.

 

[hangman005]

Nicholson: I thought we fired that General Manager?
Chiarelli: Oh, yeah, right; I got fired by The Oilers. Whatever you say, pal. [does the "crazy" whistle] Wacko.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I’m Idaho

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[The Nemesis]

Just released footage of Chiarelli's last few weeks of attempting to fix the Oilers:

 

[The Nemesis]

This gif needs to be photoshopped with a picture of Keith Gretzky behind the door.

 

[Ceremony]

This gif needs to be photoshopped with a picture of Keith Gretzky behind the door.

As the water cooler, before Lowe steps into shot.

 

[tony d]

Oilers practise today:

What makes this even better is they hired Keith Gretzky as their interim GM....LOL.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Katz: All right I need some honest answers. How's our clubs current future outlook

Chiarelli, Tambelini, MacTavish: Great

Nickelson: I hear great

Katz: All right well lets look over our transactions and draft pick portfolio. Hmm Nail Yakupov 1st overall how's he doing.

Tambelini: Uh his production is holding steady

Nickelson: I'm sure all your team's picks and trades have turned out well after all you approved them

Katz: Well lets pull up the Oilers HockeyDB page and have a look. Now this is where I stopped looking May 2017. Oh no. Oh no. This calls for an aggressive trading strategy.

Group: Good idea sir

Katz: Take Ryan Strome and deal him for Ryan Spooner with 900k retained, bring in Alex Petrovic, Brendan Manning, Colby Cave, and lock up that up and coming 30 year old Finnish goalie to a 3 year 13.5 million dollar deal. That ought to set things right again boys

Group: Oh yes sir

Chiarelli: Can't go wrong with Finish goalies

 

[Psyfer]

 

[John Price]

these Edmonton memes are too hilarious

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Bob: Peter, no one blames you for the recent performance of the oilers, we simply feel you might benefit from change in employment. I researched these places myself. [hands him a list]
Peter: [to himself] Yeah, you've won this round, Bob...but the war isn't over. [exits]
[Bob's phone rings]
Bob: Hello?
Peter: [disguising his voice] Hello, Bob! You're a stupid-head.
Bob: Peter, is that you? [looks out his window]
Peter: [looks up, sees the Bob looking at him] Aah!

 

[John Price]

Bob: Peter, no one blames you for the recent performance of the oilers, we simply feel you might benefit from change in employment. I researched these places myself. [hands him a list]
Peter: [to himself] Yeah, you've won this round, Bob...but the war isn't over. [exits]
[Bob's phone rings]
Bob: Hello?
Peter: [disguising his voice] Hello, Bob! You're a stupid-head.
Bob: Peter, is that you? [looks out his window]
Peter: [looks up, sees the Bob looking at him] Aah!

Peter: So that's it, after all those years, so long and good luck?
Bob: I don't recall saying good luck.

 

[John Price]

Live footage of meeting where Chiarelli got fired

 

[NyQuil]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

I'm glad he's not my GM.... anymore.

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"We NHL GMs are a crazy breed. Half in love with draft busts, gobbling up mediocre players like ordinary men eat peanuts. Am I turning you on?"
"No."
"What if I trade an MVP player?"
"Good night, Peter."
"What if I swap out all our 1st round picks?"
[pause]
"What if I sing to you? I gave Milan Lucic $6 million, it had an NTC. Mmm...NTC."

 

[tony d]

Chiarelli on the way out the other day:

 

[Taro Tsujimoto]

 

[The Nemesis]

 

[The Nemesis]

And with that a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Edmonton. They had banished that awful Peter Chiarelli forever because he was haunted. Now lets all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice

This would've been better if the turnip juice was Wayne Gretzky's wine. I'm not a wine person myself, but everyone I know that is and who's tried the Gretzky wine says it's awful.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

I've learned that the NHL is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Connor McDavid was traded