TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part III

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[hangman005]

Others teams hopes and dreams after Vegas sign Wild Bill for 8x5.9AAV

 

[bigdirty]

I guess their "Do not touch Willie" sign really worked.

 

[tony d]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Hey. There's a new Mexico.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

The fast scrolling banner on the main page showing the 1st round picks reminds me of this quote.

 

[The Nemesis]

It's amazing to think that Disco Stu was originally created as a throwaway character for this gag and nothing else.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Bart, I figured it out! Who's someone you've been making irritating phone calls to for years?

Linda Lavin?

No, someone who didn't deserve it.

 

[tony d]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Devils tweeted this...



Oilers fans reacted like this...

 

[hangman005]

Devils tweeted this...



Oilers fans reacted like this...

"Why must I fail in every attempt and team building"

 

[LeafalCrusader]

"Why must I fail in every attempt and team building"

 

[tony d]

 

[hangman005]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Uh Mr Dubas… the fans are getting a bit confused by the way you are Pierre Dorrion are constantly acquiring one another's players.

We are simply trying to improve each other's defensive depth. If you can think of a simpler way I'd like to hear it!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Oilers offseason strategy:

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

Kyle Dubas: Cody Ceci is an awful, awful, awful defenseman! But if it makes our cap situation happy, that's all that really matters.
Mitch Marner: That's right, money. Your money's happiness is all that moneys.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Dorion: We will take on the Zaitsev contract but beware it carries a terrible curse
Dubas : [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Dorion: But we'll include Cody Ceci in the deal
Dubas: [relieved] That's good.
Dorion: Cody Ceci is also cursed
Dubas: [worried] That's bad.
Dorion: But we'll throw in a depth d-man into the deal
Dubas: [relieved] That's good.
Dorion: The depth d-man is Ben Harpur!
Dubas: [Awkward pause……...]
Dorion: That's bad.
Dubas: [worried] Can I file the trade now?

 

[tony d]

Some teams right now with their cap situations:

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[cupcrazyman]

"Why must I fail in every attempt and team building"

Le Grill ? What the hell is that ?

 

[Taro Tsujimoto]

 

[cupcrazyman]

Valu-Mart Clerk: The M-320: Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Oilers offseason strategy:

I thought this was Pittsburgh

 

[hangman005]