TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part II

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Owwww!!! My freakin' ears!!!

 

[tony d]

Owwww!!! My freakin' ears!!!

 

[The Nemesis]

Shouldn't this thread be like part 36 or something? Are we going into some crazy new dimension?

By authority of HF Boards, I hereby decree upon this thread the name of "Part II" as well as its past, present, future, and posters. And I further decree that everything will go back to being just like it was before this happened and that nobody will ever speak of it again... under penalty of torture...



I'd question whether or not quoting "The Principal and the Pauper" constituted these threads jumping the shark finally, but I'm pretty sure someone somewhere along the way has said "can I see your copy of swank, Armin?"

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Yes you can

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Scorpio: Homer what country do you hate more Croatia or France?

Homer: France.

Scorpio: No one ever says Croatia

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have posted in the old thread. The entire day, I kept saying, "I'll post a little later, I'll post a little later..." And when I opened the thread, it told me it just closed. And when I asked the moderator guy if they'll ever open one back up again, he said he didn't know. Well, I'm never going to let something like that happen again!

 

[NyQuil]

"Son, a new thread is a lot like...a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall, three-hundred pounds... they make ice and..."

"No, actually a new thread is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one..."

"But you can't stop at one....you want to drink another thread."

"So I says; "Yeah? You want that post? Come and find it! 'Cause I don't know where it is, ya baloney! You... make me... wanna... wretch..."

 

[BigBadBruins7708]

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, what did you and your husband do after the thread was closed

Marge: We... pretty much logged off.

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you're under oath.

Marge: We refreshed the page until 3 AM looking for another Simpsons thread.

Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't post anymore?

Marge: We went... to reddit.

[sobs]

Lionel Hutz: Do these sound like the actions of a poster that "wanted a new Simpsons thread?"

 

[Ralph Spoilsport]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, what did you and your husband do after the thread was closed

Marge: We... pretty much logged off.

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you're under oath.

Marge: We refreshed the page until 3 AM looking for another Simpsons thread.

Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't post anymore?

Marge: We went... to reddit.

[sobs]

Lionel Hutz: Do these sound like the actions of a poster that "wanted a new Simpsons thread?"

That could have been me!

 

[Ceremony]

 

[tony d]

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

Whaddya mean the old thread is done? It didn't do anything.

 

[bigdirty]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Dearest New Thread,


I must leave you.
Why I cannot say. Where I am going you cannot know. How I will get there I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name... HFBoards. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages.

-- Old Thread.

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

Dearest New Thread,


I must leave you.
Why I cannot say. Where I am going you cannot know. How I will get there I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name... HFBoards. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages.

-- Old Thread.

PS, I am gay.

 

[NyQuil]

"Professor, without knowing precisely what the new thread is, would you say it's time for HF posters to...crack each other's heads open and feast...on the goo inside?"

"Yes I would Kent."

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Now before I go this site "Favourite Simpsons Moments thread" you were posting in on your phone just before the accident this is a business site of some kind?

God don't let them know you've been posting for years on a thread about a show that's been crap for the last 18 seasons. But what other thread would I be posting on at night?

Its a pornography thread I was posting pornography!

 

[Taro Tsujimoto]

"HFBoards moderator The Nemesis now in the thread pleading with the posters for...for some kind of sanity."

"Uh-oh, and a barrage of pretzels now knocking The Nemesis unconscious."

"Wow. This is uh...This is a black day for HFBoards."

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Now before I go this site "Favourite Simpsons Moments thread" you were posting in on your phone just before the accident this is a business site of some kind?

God don't let them know you've been posting for years on a thread about a show that's been crap for the last 18 seasons. But what other thread would I be posting on at night?

Its a pornography thread I was posting pornography!

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

We've searched the old thread, and all we found was porno, porno, porno!