Favourite Simpsons Moments - part 33

[Fixed to Ruin]

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

 

[The Nemesis]

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Stop him!!! He's supposed to die!!!!

 

[The Nemesis]

I tackled a loafer at work today.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I start fires!!!!

 

[Leafsdude7]

I start fires!!!!

 

[Psyfer]

Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!

 

[tony d]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!

"Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."
"Well duh."

 

[Ceremony]

I believe Freddie Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.

 

[Psyfer]

No, lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor

 

[KaylaJ]

i don't agree with his Bart killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma-killing policy.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Damn this casino!!!!

 

[The Nemesis]

No, lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor

and it's time to tear your mother from his neon claws!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'm Idaho

 

[The Nemesis]

I'm Idaho

Yes, of course you are.

 

[Congo Jack]

Mr. Burns: We'll take the spruce moose! Hop in!
Smithers: But sir, it's just a mod...
Mr. Burns: [takes out a pistol] I said, "Hop in."

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Slow down Bart!! My legs don't know how to be as fast as yours!!!

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I thought we were friends.....

 

[John Price]

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere.

like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,†you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah – the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Listening to a podcast and the person getting interviewed is using the word "like" way too much.

 

[NyQuil]