Favourite Simpsons Moments - Part 31

[Skrudland]

Don't you see you're abusing your power like all vigilantes? I mean, if you're the police, who will police the police?

 

[DyerMaker66*]

I'unno, Coast Guard?

 

[tony d]

 

[Buck Aki Berg]

 

[DyerMaker66*]

This isn't my house.

 

[NyQuil]

I love how the one kid flies out the window.

 

[BonMorrison]

After Clint Eastwood dropped his idiotic support of Donald Trump, I couldn't help but think of this line:

"Dad, you've done a lot of great things but you're a very old man now - and old people are useless."

 

[Buck Aki Berg]

After Clint Eastwood dropped his idiotic support of Donald Trump, I couldn't help but think of this line:

"Dad, you've done a lot of great things but you're a very old man now - and old people are useless."

Yes they are ... yes they aaare!

 

[BonMorrison]

Stop that! It's a form of abuse.

 

[BonMorrison]

 

[Langdon Alger]

Guess who?

 

[DyerMaker66*]

Maris?

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Oh, Cousin Merle. Really!

 

[Langdon Alger]

Temper, temper. You know cousin Merle ain't been quite right lately.

 

[BonMorrison]

But I saved the children's lives!

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Tell them they'll live to regret this

 

[BonMorrison]

You'll live to regret this!

...

Oh, thanks a lot, now I look crazy.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

You'll live to regret this!

...

Oh, thanks a lot, now I look crazy.

When do they bring us the menus?

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Lou: Here’s your man, chief.
Wiggum: Cecil? I think not. This looks like the work of crazy old Sideshow Bob.
Lisa: No, Chief, Bob’s innocent, it’s the truth!
Wiggum: Truth, hah? That sounds like the testimony of crazy old Lisa Simpson.
Lou: Cecil just voluntarily confessed, Chief.
Wiggum: That’s some good work, Lou. You’ll make sergeant for this.
Lou: Uh, I already am sergeant, Chief.
Wiggum: Perhaps you are, but I say Bob goes back to jail.
Bob: [stammering] But surely–I mean, I. Caught. Cecil.
Wiggum: Maybe so, but Lou here says you were resisting arrest.
Lou: No I didn’t Chief.
Wiggum: Quiet Lou! Or I will bust you down to Sergeant so fast it’ll make your head spin!

 

[The Nemesis]

I'm disappointed nobody finished my scene from the end of the last page. That's one of my favorite Lenny bits.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

I'm a sporting man, Leonard. So if you can tell me why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter "e", you can keep your job.

Uh, okay. I'm a good... work... guy...

 

[The Nemesis]

Uh, okay. I'm a good... work... guy...

you're fired.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

you're fired.

But I didn't say....

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Try to land on Leonard's carcass sir!"

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"I have a feeling you'll be...dropping the charges."

"The painters moved your desk, sir."
"Ah, yes."