Favourite Simpsons Moments - Part 31

[The Nemesis]

Now Homer, this is a simple lie detector test. I'm going to ask you some questions and you just have to answer 'yes' or 'no'. Do you understand?

 

[Psyfer]

He didn't call you a bum, he called you a sponge

 

[Langdon Alger]

Sugar oh Honey Honey

Hey, I got that for my birthday!

 

[PromNite]

Now Homer, this is a simple lie detector test. I'm going to ask you some questions and you just have to answer 'yes' or 'no'. Do you understand?

 

[KaylaJ]

I sleep in a racing car. Do you???

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

 

[Congo Jack]

He didn't call you a bum, he called you a sponge

SPONGE!?! I'll show him what this sponge can do!

 

[Langdon Alger]

Alcohol increases your ability to drive. False? Aww man.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Alcohol increases your ability to drive. False? Aww man.

True or False. You can get mono from riding the monorail.

 

[Langdon Alger]

Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Hoju.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Hey, I got that for my birthday!

Happy Birthday Mr. Smithers

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[tony d]

 

[BonMorrison]

Oh something something money come on give me lots of honey.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Hey! Hey! Now this is my kind of meeting.

 

[KaylaJ]

Happy Birthday Mr. Smithers

You know that dream where you're in bed and they fly in through the window?

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

So you've decided to steal cable.

 

[Congo Jack]

This is the part of the job I hate the most

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[Langdon Alger]

Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[KaylaJ]

This is the part of the job I hate the most

And for an extra $20 I'll give Homer a tick bath and then spay him.

 

[bigdirty]

As a show of good faith to our Australian friends, we'd like to imprison Bart for five years.

That's tough, but fair. Boy, go with the man.

 

[Langdon Alger]

Mr. Simpson shush. Disparaging the boot is a bootable offence.

 

[tony d]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

We didn't have a message when we left. How very odd!

Hello Muddah
Hello Faddah
Here I am at
Camp Granada