TV: Favorite Simpsons Moments - Part VI

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Raging Bull]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

We'll stay with this story all night if we have to.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[hangman005]

New Zealand right now...

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Ceremony]

My friend, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen! And I've been on safari.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

My friend, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen! And I've been on safari.

If you need me I’ll be in the refrigerator….

 

[Siamese Dream]

We got more gongs than the breakdancing robot that caught on fire

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Lincoln Lincoln I've been thinkin!
What the heck have you been drinkin!
Is it water?
Is it wine?
Oh my gosh it's turpentine!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Taro Tsujimoto]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You’re next, Chester A. Arthur….

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

C’mon Boy!!!! Finish him off!!!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[hangman005]

 

[Ceremony]

Lincoln Lincoln I've been thinkin!
What the heck have you been drinkin!
Is it water?
Is it wine?
Oh my gosh it's turpentine!

At seven tonight the game begins
Bart versus Lisa who will win?
Their father's fat
And their mother's thin
And Grampa Simpson reeks of gin!

 

[BertCorbeau]

“My name is Barney and I’m an alcoholic”

“Mr Gumble this is a Girl Scout meeting”

“Is it? Or is it that you girls can’t admit that you have a problem?”

 

[The Nemesis]

“My name is Barney and I’m an alcoholic”

“Mr Gumble this is a Girl Scout meeting”

“Is it? Or is it that you girls can’t admit that you have a problem?”

Barney's movie has heart but "football in the groin" has a football in the groin.

 

[hangman005]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Lady, he's putting my kids through college."