When is the Parade
Grand Marshall
Hipster? More like anti hipster. THIS is old fashioned. You wouldn't have any instruments in arenas in the pre-90's. Are you too young to know what hipster really means?
You don't have a clue what you are talking about. What the hell do you call the organ at the old time arenas? The old Chicago Stadium had a pipe organ that could rattle the roof. Let me guess, FAKE CROWD NOISE??? The Montreal Canadiens had a trumpet player that led the crowd cheering for years during the 60's and 70's. Let me guess, FAKE CROWD NOISE??? You want to talk about fake crowd noise, look no further than the loud obnoxious music every team pipes into their arena after every single stoppage in play. That's FAKE CROWD NOISE. Christ, I can barely have a conversation with the person next to me because of the volume of the FAKE CROWD NOISE. Or does that not count to you young hipsters?
Now, GET OFF MY LAWN!!!