Stickpucker
Playmaka
- Jan 18, 2014
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Hello,
tonight we reach out to our viewers for help in finding the vanishing Carolina Hurricanes powerplay. It was last seen during the regular season spotting a nice league second 26.9 percent.
the team leader on the season with 13 ppgs, Seth Jarvis, was last seen with the man on the right:
This man is very dangerous and known to have hands of stone. If you see him do not attempt to approach him as he is known for attempting to blow a hole in goalies chests with projectiles.
This is quite the tragedy as you can see Seth was a happy boyo before all of this happened
On the other side of the coin is this man (He looks like one shady SOB don't he)
He has been accused of theft and robbery through his entire life. It is known he was born into this life and it was a big part of his upbringing.
Proceed with caution if you see this man. He is known to be of cyborg origins and transform into a helicopter and do this if you get too close
Andrei Svechnikov can corroborate this fact.
Many of the his clan in the north hold his behavior in high regard and consider him a better cat burglar than known public enemies Patrick Roy, Martin Brodeur, or the Pink Panther. The word GOAT has been thrown around many times.
The latter of which many great foreign inspectors have employed means orthodox and unorthodox in order to bring this villian to justice
He has been placed at the scene of the crime on multiple occasions within the last week.
Additionally one of this hobbit like fellurs mentors, none other than Rod Brindamour, has been accused of sending Jarvis to purgatory
With a french last name like that who can trust him?
Here is what the team has to say on the matter:
For the rest of you just grab a hammmm-bor-gourh and enjoy the spectacle
PS - It is 4:41 am IST and therefore game day.
Our Caniacs in the far east said it better than Al Davis when they said:
Game 4 lineups
Rongos:
f1 - Panarin - Zibenajan - Kreider?
f2 - a bunch of bums
f3 - more bums
f4 - the dregs of humanity
d1 - traitorious lyin pig face diver Fox - ??
d2 - whoever they could get in FA
d3 - probably some cheap contracts to fit in the cap
goalie:
GOAT, cyborg, the invincible, ninja reflexes, xray vision (cannot be screened), more titles than a game of thrones char motha trucker Shesterkin
Canes lineup:
f1 - RBAs favorites and good boyos
f2 - le ofre hostile line
f3 - free Jarvis!
f4 - rba's dog house (not you martinook he still loves you)
d1 - old man who eats live snakes /w man who turns his rod into a serpent
d2 - drink!
d3 - public enemy who still got it
g1 - pls be koochie he played good last nite rod
