Minny Shinny
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Featuring an advance sneak preview of David Krejci in his first feature film in the role of "Noted Penguin Killer"
*credit to the sadistically brilliant mind of Alicat*
Today's Ryan Braun* Enhanced GDT is brought to you by.....
(*allegedly)
...because if anyone knows pimpin' ain't easy but it's necessary it's Kevin Brennan.
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Disclaimer 1: If there are any problems with the presence of "Boston Strong" in this GDT or you're worried that the presence of "Boston Strong" in this GDT somehow cosmically has a detrimental impact on the Boston Bruins hockey team, you are cordially invited to file a complaint with Kevin ******* Brennan. On receipt of your complaint he will sneer, steal your woman (or for our loyal female fans, bring your man to Vegas a-la "The Hangover") and drive off in your car in the time it takes you to realize you're ridiculously sunburnt, you left the SPF 50 at home and you've been staring at the sun for way too long.
Disclaimer 2: Do NOT put any credence into the idea that, because I used photos of Bruins players from the 2011 parade, I am counting this series ovah and the Kings and Hawks should pack it up because the Bruins are destined to win Lord Stanley this year. They're not exactly known for their musical talent and I needed something with microphones. The presence of said images does nothing to relay any sense of my being #arrogant or displaying a lack of rispeck (© The Paulrus) toward the Pittsburgh Penguins. Malkin is a boss and Martin's a fellow Sota boy.
Disclaimer 3: If my editor wKetch22 or the general viewing public finds any errors in this GDT please let me know in short order. I'm certain I'm going to pass out face-first in on my keyboard in about 38 minutes. The circa 1985 baller-shot-caller-in-training below will note these errors in the for-shame log.
Deuces,
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