Do you want to protect Earth?

[beowulf]

Well NASA might have a job for you.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/nasa-is-hiring-someone-to-protect-earth-from-aliens/ar-AApj4vL

Want to save planet Earth? You could apply for NASA's Planetary Protection Officer role.

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration is currently looking for someone with a secret security clearance to ensure alien life, or "organic-constituent and biological contamination" doesn't make it's way back in a space ship.

More than that, this person is "responsible for the leadership of NASA's planetary protection capability, maintenance of planetary protection policies, and oversight of their implementation by NASAs space flight missions," according to the job listing.

Click to read more...

 

[Datsyukian Deke]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[VoluntaryDom]

very interesting /s

 

[ThePhoenixx]

Planet can rot for all I care.

Gimme money.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

I would not say classic lounge, there was a time things were not all that bad. I have pretty much stopped posting in here because it has become so dumb and immature. It's like the whole lounge is run by a bunch of 12 year old children.

 

[beowulf]

I would not say classic lounge, there was a time things were not all that bad. I have pretty much stopped posting in here because it has become so dumb and immature. It's like the whole lounge is run by a bunch of 12 year old children.

LOL do you actually save my old posts to repost them?

 

[John Price]

LOL do people actually visit MSN

 

[beowulf]

LOL do people actually visit MSN

Some must I copied that from a friend on Facebook so I am guessing she must visit the site.

 

[Ben Matlock]

Vegan?

 

[John Price]

 

[CycloneLaunch]

If you can moderate a forum you can moderate a planet, would recommend some of our esteemed moderating crew apply

 

[beowulf]

Supposedly it comes with a six figure salary.

 

[irunthepeg]

Doland

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

We're so ****ed
**** out of luck
Hardwired to self destruct

 

[KareemTrustfund]

How the f'ing H E double hockey sticks am I going to be qualified for space missions, wolf? I can't even find the big dipper on a clear night. And stop aliens from getting on the ship?! I don't know about you guys, but if a mother f'ing extraterresterial from planet spacetown wants to board my ship, i'm going to open the door for him, buckle him and kiss him on the mouth for good measure.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

How the f'ing H E double hockey sticks am I going to be qualified for space missions, wolf? I can't even find the big dipper on a clear night. And stop aliens from getting on the ship?! I don't know about you guys, but if a mother f'ing extraterresterial from planet spacetown wants to board my ship, i'm going to open the door for him, buckle him and kiss him on the mouth for good measure.

Plus umm...you're a walrus.

 

[New Jersey]

Doland

can't even save the north

 

[Bee Sheriff]

What if you're patrolling one side of the planet and they come at us from the other side. There's no space ship that travels the fast