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Nope, still embarassed
Sorry it's up early, but I have a long day tomorrow and I need my sleep.
Projected Lines
Boucher-Henrique-Smith-Pelley
(haaaa...it looks like there are 4 guys on this line. We're gonna need it)
Kalinin-Zajac-Palmieri
Blandisi-Josefson-Kennedy
Ruutu-Gionta-Tootoo (Seriously?????)
Greene-Larsson
Schlemko-Moore
Merrill-NotSeverson
Kinkaid
Schneider
Jamkrok-Johansen-Neal
Forsberg-Riberio-Smith
Wilson-Fisher-Arvidsson
Salomaki-Gaustad-Watson
Josi-Weber
Bitetto-Ellis
Ekholm-Granberg
Rinne
Hutton
Play the video and sing the new lyrics for the TV theme songs we all know and love below
Whatever happened to predictability
The Dano, The Maddog, Even the Nieds
You miss your old familiar friends
Waiting just around a win
Everywhere you look
Everywhere
There's a bum
There's a bum
An weight to hold on to
Everywhere you look
Everywhere
There's a face
Of someone who kneads you
When you cost us out there and you're all a-boned
A loss is waiting to carry you home
Everywhere you look
Ruutu's theme
Woke up this morning
Got yourself a pun
Mama didn’t want you to be
The chosen one
She said you’re one in a million
You’ve got to burn to shine
But you are on the fourth line
With a press box in your eyes
You woke up this morning
All that skill had gone
Your papa never told you
About lasting long
But your looking good baby
I believe you’re feeling fine(Shame about it)
Get down to the rink
With a press box in your eyes
You woke up this morning
Got a press box in your eyes
You woke up this morning
Got a press box in your eyes
You woke up this morning
The world turned upside down
Things ain’t been the same
Since the clues show you're wearing down
But you're one in a million
You've got that mite fun shine. (Shame about it)
Get down to the rink,
With a press box in your eyes.
You woke up this morning
Got a press box in your eyes
You woke up this morning
Got a press box in your eyes
Tallinder's Theme Credit: BleedRed
Boy how awful Tallinder played!
Gaffes that made the gif parade!
Guys like Fayne don't have it made!
Those were the days!
And you thought Tallinder was gone then!
Cones were cones and defensemen were defensemen!
Mister we could use a man like Kurtis Foster again!
Didn't need no defense played!
Tallinder didn't even pull his weight!
Gee our old PK was great!
Those were the dayyyysssssss!
Farnham's Theme
Yes, Farnham’s in the game
Yes, Farnham’s in the game
He’s not a genius, He’s mostly insane.
He’s far from very nice
Someone’ll pay the price
Yes, Farnham, Farnham’s in the game game game game game
Two separate lyrics for this theme song:
First set is Matteau's theme
Second set is Blandisi's theme
Who lives in a press box above section three
Stefan Matteau
A video game or two he will play with thee
Stefan Matteau
A game on the ice is all he could wish
Stefan Matteau
A turnover or two is all he could dish
Stefan Matteau, Stefan Matteau, Stefan Maaaateeauuu
Who lives in an apartment in New Jersey
Joe Blandisi
Talented, and new, and green as he could be
Joe Blandisi
Score a goal or two is all he could wish
Joe Blandisi
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
Joe Blandisi
Ready! Joe Blandisi, Joe Blandisi, Joe Blandisi
Post trade deadline theme
Life is kind of insane, here in puck burg
Offsides, Crossbars, knee sprains
It’s a puck blur
They lack simplicity
Might rewrite history
Puck fails, woo-oo
Everyday out there making
Puck fails, woo-oo
Fails they are doing some bad
Oh puck fails.
R-R-Ranger lurks behind you
Lift your stick, endanger find you
What to do? Just grab on to some
Puck fails, woo-oo
Everyday out there making
Puck fails, woo-oo
Fails they are doing some bad
Oh puck fails.
Not phony fails just epic fails
No, puck fails woo-oo
Palmieri's theme
The new boy in the neighborhood
Works down there and it’s understood
He's there just to take good care of me,
Score a goal for the family
Palms in charge or our days and our nights
Palms in charge of our wraps and our snipes
And I see, I want
Palms in charge of me
Palms in charge or our days and our nights
Palms in charge of our wraps and our snipes
And I see, I want
I want Palms in charge of me.
And finally
movin on up
on the east side
movin on up
to a much higher pick in July-y-y
movin on up
on the east side
movin on up
we finally got a piece of some guy
Boucher-Henrique-Smith-Pelley
(haaaa...it looks like there are 4 guys on this line. We're gonna need it)
Kalinin-Zajac-Palmieri
Blandisi-Josefson-Kennedy
Ruutu-Gionta-Tootoo (Seriously?????)
Greene-Larsson
Schlemko-Moore
Merrill-NotSeverson
Kinkaid
Schneider
Jamkrok-Johansen-Neal
Forsberg-Riberio-Smith
Wilson-Fisher-Arvidsson
Salomaki-Gaustad-Watson
Josi-Weber
Bitetto-Ellis
Ekholm-Granberg
Rinne
Hutton
Play the video and sing the new lyrics for the TV theme songs we all know and love below
Whatever happened to predictability
The Dano, The Maddog, Even the Nieds
You miss your old familiar friends
Waiting just around a win
Everywhere you look
Everywhere
There's a bum
There's a bum
An weight to hold on to
Everywhere you look
Everywhere
There's a face
Of someone who kneads you
When you cost us out there and you're all a-boned
A loss is waiting to carry you home
Everywhere you look
Ruutu's theme
Woke up this morning
Got yourself a pun
Mama didn’t want you to be
The chosen one
She said you’re one in a million
You’ve got to burn to shine
But you are on the fourth line
With a press box in your eyes
You woke up this morning
All that skill had gone
Your papa never told you
About lasting long
But your looking good baby
I believe you’re feeling fine(Shame about it)
Get down to the rink
With a press box in your eyes
You woke up this morning
Got a press box in your eyes
You woke up this morning
Got a press box in your eyes
You woke up this morning
The world turned upside down
Things ain’t been the same
Since the clues show you're wearing down
But you're one in a million
You've got that mite fun shine. (Shame about it)
Get down to the rink,
With a press box in your eyes.
You woke up this morning
Got a press box in your eyes
You woke up this morning
Got a press box in your eyes
Tallinder's Theme Credit: BleedRed
Boy how awful Tallinder played!
Gaffes that made the gif parade!
Guys like Fayne don't have it made!
Those were the days!
And you thought Tallinder was gone then!
Cones were cones and defensemen were defensemen!
Mister we could use a man like Kurtis Foster again!
Didn't need no defense played!
Tallinder didn't even pull his weight!
Gee our old PK was great!
Those were the dayyyysssssss!
Farnham's Theme
Yes, Farnham’s in the game
Yes, Farnham’s in the game
He’s not a genius, He’s mostly insane.
He’s far from very nice
Someone’ll pay the price
Yes, Farnham, Farnham’s in the game game game game game
Two separate lyrics for this theme song:
First set is Matteau's theme
Second set is Blandisi's theme
Who lives in a press box above section three
Stefan Matteau
A video game or two he will play with thee
Stefan Matteau
A game on the ice is all he could wish
Stefan Matteau
A turnover or two is all he could dish
Stefan Matteau, Stefan Matteau, Stefan Maaaateeauuu
Who lives in an apartment in New Jersey
Joe Blandisi
Talented, and new, and green as he could be
Joe Blandisi
Score a goal or two is all he could wish
Joe Blandisi
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
Joe Blandisi
Ready! Joe Blandisi, Joe Blandisi, Joe Blandisi
Post trade deadline theme
Life is kind of insane, here in puck burg
Offsides, Crossbars, knee sprains
It’s a puck blur
They lack simplicity
Might rewrite history
Puck fails, woo-oo
Everyday out there making
Puck fails, woo-oo
Fails they are doing some bad
Oh puck fails.
R-R-Ranger lurks behind you
Lift your stick, endanger find you
What to do? Just grab on to some
Puck fails, woo-oo
Everyday out there making
Puck fails, woo-oo
Fails they are doing some bad
Oh puck fails.
Not phony fails just epic fails
No, puck fails woo-oo
Palmieri's theme
The new boy in the neighborhood
Works down there and it’s understood
He's there just to take good care of me,
Score a goal for the family
Palms in charge or our days and our nights
Palms in charge of our wraps and our snipes
And I see, I want
Palms in charge of me
Palms in charge or our days and our nights
Palms in charge of our wraps and our snipes
And I see, I want
I want Palms in charge of me.
And finally
movin on up
on the east side
movin on up
to a much higher pick in July-y-y
movin on up
on the east side
movin on up
we finally got a piece of some guy
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