HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Dany Heatley and Ryan Suter!

[tomgilbertfan]

Double #mnwild birthdays today! Happy birthday wishes to Dany Heatley (32) and Ryan Suter (28)

https://twitter.com/mnwild/status/293497050757206017

Because the Happy Birthday prefix is second only to the "Tidbits" one, in terms of 'should be used more often'.

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[Victorious Secret]

And combine their ages and point totals, you still don't get Selanne.

 

[Minnesota]

Both Badgers have the same birthday?

 

[BigT2002]

Ugh, Suter is a year younger than me and making $7.5M lol. Where did I go wrong??

 

[TheeNorthStar]

 

[Generic User]

Ugh, Suter is a year younger than me and making $7.5M lol. Where did I go wrong??

Genetics. Can be a real *****.

Happy birthday ****in' allstars!

 

[INTOTHEVOID]

Ugh, Suter is a year younger than me and making $7.5M lol. Where did I go wrong??

You and a million other people are asking this same question.

 

[LordFletcher]

Ugh, Suter is a year younger than me and making $7.5M lol. Where did I go wrong??

I am the same age and played hockey against several 2003 draft picks.

Only if I was born 8 inches taller and not a borderline midget @ 5'5

Not complaining about my life one bit but it sure would be nice to know what if, what if we were all born 6'1 205 lbs


and happy birthday boys

 

[MK9]

I am the same age and played hockey against several 2003 draft picks.

Only if I was born 8 inches taller and not a borderline midget @ 5'5

Not complaining about my life one bit but it sure would be nice to know what if, what if we were all born 6'1 205 lbs


and happy birthday boys

Thought I was the only one.

 

[Victorious Secret]

lol you guys are tiny.

 

[Fel 96]

hbd guys.

 

[Fel 96]

Wondering how a ****ing all-star birthday looks like.

Hmm...

 

[Victorious Secret]

Wondering how a ****ing all-star birthday looks like.

Hmm...

Drag racing yachts and wrecking cottages!!!!

 

[Generic User]

Stealing money from the Sens.

 

[Victorious Secret]

Prank calling GMs saying he wants to be traded to their teams.

 

[Fel 96]

Especially to EDM.

Oh snap.

*Hopefully no Oilers fans read this. Ha.

 

[Mumbler*]

Happy Bday!

 

[Beegoalie]

Getting drunk all day and shooting pucks cause of lack of friends at the cottage. Terrorizing the locals in his boat

 

[Nsjohnson]

Getting drunk all day and shooting pucks cause of lack of friends at the cottage. Terrorizing the locals in his boat

His boat, in January. I can see it now, it has a steal ice breaking ram on the front with eight sets of fog lights.

 

[Billy Mays Here*]

The Preds' GDT seems to be very Suter freindly right off the bat.

 

[Fel 96]

Love their GDT!

 

[Puhis]

Happy birthday to both of 'em!

I am the same age and played hockey against several 2003 draft picks.

Only if I was born 8 inches taller and not a borderline midget @ 5'5

Not complaining about my life one bit but it sure would be nice to know what if, what if we were all born 6'1 205 lbs

I am 6'1" 220 at the moment

To be honest, yes, being slightly taller than average is nice, but at the same time, it's not. Let me explain: I'm studying 4 times a week in the evening to get my college degree. It's not that bad, and it's not relevant, but the chairs and desks are made for people who are your size. My back and especially my left thigh is killing me after half an hour or so. It sucks. Driving a car can also be difficult when you've got long legs but not especially long back. Getting out of an 80s Japanese hatchback is not easy, not with my dexterity. And then there's clothing. You see, as you probably noticed from my weight, I'm a bit fat. Not too much, nothing obese, but maybe... James May. That would describe it best. And I like having room in my clothes. The problem is that most of the long-sleeved shirts and jackets which are made to my size also have ridiculously long sleeves. Not all of them, but most of them.

Also, having long legs (kind of) but short arms sucks, especially as I have a slipped disc in my back and probably tight hamstrings, too. Especially as I enjoy driving, even if I don't have a working car currently.

So, being averagely tall has its perks but it also has its cons.

 

[Jaykay]

The Preds' GDT seems to be very Suter freindly right off the bat.

Good to see them taking it so well, I can only imagine what a Devils GDT would have looked like this year.