Czechboy
Easy schedules rule!
- Apr 15, 2018
- 22,874
- 18,901
The Czech posters have been very fair, respectful, even minded and cautiously optimistic this whole tourney. I say enough!
This is not a draft combine. This is not a round robin game. This is not even a quarter or a semi. This game is not played on paper. This is a GOLD game and all bets are off. It is time to unleash hell on these Canuckleheads from the 'Good' White North!
I hope every Canadian player stubs their toe getting off the bus. I hope that Canadians are in a bad mood when they ride their Polar Bears to work tomorrow!
Sure, Canada's forwards have more skill and depth overall but our bottom 6 is built like a Bulgarian weightlifting team. I hear the 6'3 forward has been bullied by the others for being too small. If Canada thought Baco was a nightmare wait till you see our beast Marcel Marcel. The man so not nice, they named him twice!
Our D is better and Svozil is clearly carrying Bedard in the WHL.
Milic? Sounds Croatian. How did the Croatian goalie do for Canada at the Soccer World Cup? Edge.. Suchanek.
Our coach set his lines on Day 1 and hasn't had to change them. That's how good he is!
Canadian bacon is just shitty ham.
Canadian Maple Syrup is thick and inconsistent. Has nothing on Aunt Jemimah!
Czech beer is superior in every way. Try having a glorious Pilsner Urquell and then a Labatt Bleu... how on earth can they call that a Pilsner?
Czech Supermodels are so much better than Poutine!
Slavic people have had Canada's number this whole tourney! I'd like to thank our Slovak brothers for roughing up Canada for us and giving us the blueprint!
We kept Bedard to one point last time, we are the reason he's not getting the Forsberg record and we are not sorry!
I am in shock that people think the country that created Jagr and Hasek will lose to the country that gave us Nickelback and Celine Dion!
This is not a draft combine. This is not a round robin game. This is not even a quarter or a semi. This game is not played on paper. This is a GOLD game and all bets are off. It is time to unleash hell on these Canuckleheads from the 'Good' White North!
I hope every Canadian player stubs their toe getting off the bus. I hope that Canadians are in a bad mood when they ride their Polar Bears to work tomorrow!
Sure, Canada's forwards have more skill and depth overall but our bottom 6 is built like a Bulgarian weightlifting team. I hear the 6'3 forward has been bullied by the others for being too small. If Canada thought Baco was a nightmare wait till you see our beast Marcel Marcel. The man so not nice, they named him twice!
Our D is better and Svozil is clearly carrying Bedard in the WHL.
Milic? Sounds Croatian. How did the Croatian goalie do for Canada at the Soccer World Cup? Edge.. Suchanek.
Our coach set his lines on Day 1 and hasn't had to change them. That's how good he is!
Canadian bacon is just shitty ham.
Canadian Maple Syrup is thick and inconsistent. Has nothing on Aunt Jemimah!
Czech beer is superior in every way. Try having a glorious Pilsner Urquell and then a Labatt Bleu... how on earth can they call that a Pilsner?
Czech Supermodels are so much better than Poutine!
Slavic people have had Canada's number this whole tourney! I'd like to thank our Slovak brothers for roughing up Canada for us and giving us the blueprint!
We kept Bedard to one point last time, we are the reason he's not getting the Forsberg record and we are not sorry!
I am in shock that people think the country that created Jagr and Hasek will lose to the country that gave us Nickelback and Celine Dion!
