CSI Ottawa Avys

[Vaclav Varada]

Lehner pun:

Bishop traded?

I guess someone's Robin the cradle.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

 

[CanadianHockey]

(Gonchar)
Star defenceman went down?
Guess you could say,
Better Russian a replacement.
YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!

 

[Slack]

We traded Bishop for Conacher?
I guess you could say we're not short on talent.
YEEEEAAAAHHHHH

 

[Vaclav Varada]

Guillaume deked out out a defenceman?

Letesundresse. (Based off an HF posters username. Credit where credit is due)

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH

 

[Vaclav Varada]

Jared back soon?

Don't have a Cowen man! Have a subway 6 inch! (Jared from Subway pun?)

 

[CanadianHockey]

Jared back soon?

Don't have a Cowen man! Have a subway 6 inch! (Jared from Subway pun?)

Might be too long to fit nicely on an avy.

And adjusted your Latendresse pun to fit the 'Guess you could say' line:

Guillaume dangled to the net?
Guess you could say...
He 'endressed the D.

 

[BK201]

Ok I'm trying one but what ever

Make playoffs first year of rebuild

How does this make sens?

 

[Vaclav Varada]

Erik has stamina.

And he's pesky like an AnaCondra.

 

[Vaclav Varada]

Running over people with no emotion.


That's his Colin card.


Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

 

[Vaclav Varada]

What's kept in the top shelf?

The Silfver...

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

 

[CanadianHockey]

Caught in his sights?
Guess you could say...
Better Neil and pray.
YEAHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Emerica]

Erik is one of the best PKer?
Guess you could say..
He's due for a new Condra-ct.

 

[BK201]

Sens plagued with injury

I guess it's hip to knee your players back

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CanadianHockey]

What's kept in the top shelf?

The Silfver...

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Likes to put it top shelf.
Guess you can say,
aims for the Silfverware.
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

 

[Vaclav Varada]

The Sens are missing beef on the backend.

Add a little COWen?


Yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

 

[Slack]

Running over people with no emotion.


That's his Colin card.


Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

My favourite one so far

 

[Vaclav Varada]

Likes to put it top shelf.
Guess you can say,
aims for the Silfverware.
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I'm just here for general ideas. You craft the masterpiece!

 

[CanadianHockey]

I'm just here for general ideas. You craft the masterpiece!

The more heads coming up with ideas, the better!

 

[Slack]

Marc likes throwing hipchecks?
There must be a Methot to his madness.

YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

 

[Hale The Villain]

Another injury?
Guess we should...
Boro a defenseman
YEAAAAAAAH

Best defensive defenseman in NHL?
I wonder what his...
Methots are
YEAAAAAAAH

Traded from Colorado to Ottawa?
Guess you can say...
He went from Craigs to riches
YEAAAAAAAH

The last one might be a bit of a stretch

 

[BK201]

I hope you understand you lost the game with your weird spinorama

K Daug?

 

[Vaclav Varada]

Decked then punched in the head?

Neil at his feet.

Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh

 

[Vaclav Varada]

Injury problems?

Don't Spezz out!!

 

[Vaclav Varada]

Need a goalie expert?

Nice to have a Andy man or better hire an Andy man!

 

[CanadianHockey]

Blueline hit by injuries?
Guess you could say...
He could Lundin a hand.
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH