Cricket Credit Union

[Jiminy Cricket]

Who do U Trust with Ur Money?

Here at Cricket Credit Union, We Treat u Like our Own Daughter. Don`t let the Big Bank`s take advantage of u, Our Credit union has a Small Town feel `n` we have BarBaQ Rib`s in the Lobby every Wensday. Takin`g out loan`s is a Breeze, `n` Retiremen`t has never been so Simple. We`ll manage you`re Investment`s like the Wolf on Wall Road -- Never lose Another Trade! At Cricket Credit Union u Can feel safe at home `n` we have Free Wi-Fi `n` we have NEVER BEEN ROB`D. OUR `SEAL TEAM 6` SECURITY UNIT WILL THWART ANY ROBBER`S. NO1 HAS EVER EVEN TRY`D SO YOU`RE MONEY IS SAFE `N` SECURE @ CRICKET CREDIT UNION.

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[Jiminy Cricket]

I Rack`d up over $40,000 Dollar`s in Credit Card Debt. `n` Cricket Credit Union was there for me the Hole way, they Help`d me Pay off my Debt `n` Pay my Bill`s. Cricket Credit Union Set me up With a Plam for the Future, `n` got me Start`d off on the Rite foot. So Before u Think About Switchin`g 2 the Big Bank`s, Consider Cricket Credit Union. We`ll help You`re Finance`s `n` put You`re Bottom Line Firs`t. Cricket Credit Union has never Been there for me, `n` they Even Pay`d my Bail wen I Got Arrest`d for Graham Theft Auto.

 

[Dumpster Flyers]

As a proud member of an international banking conspiracy, I can assure you that Mr. Cricket knows bupkis.

 

[LarryFisherman]

i have an extra $5500 laying around. Can i send it your way for long-term storage? What are your savings or CD rates?

 

[Vertain]

I have $3.56 (Canadian) tucked away.

How long will it take to double my money?

 

[Mr. Met]

I'm interested, send @Roman Fell details

 

[John Price]

i have an extra $5500 laying around. Can i send it your way for long-term storage? What are your savings or CD rates?

I can't take this money man it ain't clean

 

[JMCx4]

As a proud member of an international banking conspiracy, I can assure you that Mr. Cricket knows bupkis.

Big deal, I know bupkis, too. He's my personal banker. Gave me a single-slice toaster for joinin' up. I'll bet the CCU don't give toasters.

 

[IceNeophyte]

I have $3.56 (Canadian) tucked away.

How long will it take to double my money?

Look around under your sofa cushions for a USD nickel. Congratulations and you're welcome!

 

[LarryFisherman]

i like how @Jiminy Cricket completely abandoned this thread after getting us all very excited to invest with him.

it's too bad. i was prepared to send you money, bro.

 

[JMCx4]

i like how @Jiminy Cricket completely abandoned this thread after getting us all very excited to invest with him. ...

Jiminy's never been one to toot his own horn. Says it makes his back hurt.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Don`t be Surprise`d if u get a Apple Cinnamon Surprise with ur Visit. Here at Cricket Credit Union, we have fresh Pie`s comin`g out of the Oven every Mornin`g, `n` Children under 8 Get Free Apple Jack`s. Come Relax by our Fire p`lace, `n` play some Billiard`s on 1 of our Luxury Table`s. We have all the Amenity`s u Need, so Kick back `n` S`tay an While. We have beet the Market average every Year for the Las`t twelve year`s, so the Choice has never been more Clear.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Don`t be Surprise`d if u get a Apple Cinnamon Surprise with ur Visit. Here at Cricket Credit Union, we have fresh Pie`s comin`g out of the Oven every Mornin`g, `n` Children under 8 Get Free Apple Jack`s. Come Relax by our Fire p`lace, `n` play some Billiard`s on 1 of our Luxury Table`s. We have all the Amenity`s u Need, so Kick back `n` S`tay an While. We have beet the Market average every Year for the Las`t twelve year`s, so the Choice has never been more Clear.

bruh you're just a hype man with no substance. go somewhere else, kid.

you have no business model. no practice. no experience. no partners. no backing. you suck.

 

[LarryFisherman]

giving away pies and applejax? what kinda model is that? how do you make money?

 

[Bones Malone]

How do I join the Crick Credit Club?

 

[Violet Starchild]

I'm transferring my money to the CCU immediately. I don't trust anyone else.

 

[HanSolo]

I'd rather invest in the @KareemTrustfund to be honest.

 

[KaseMeOutside]

Cricket phones are trash how can we be sure youre credit union isn't as well

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Come Tas`te our Award winnin`g SaLmon this Friday as our Team of Professional Chef`s will Cook u up a Fresh SaLmon. Come ReLaX by our Pool and EnJoY live En`ter`tain`men`t u Won`t fin`d any`W`here El`Se. ABSOLUTELY NO CORNBALL`S ALLOWED. WE HAVE THE TUFFES`T `N` MOS`T VICIOUS BOUNCER`S AROUN`D, SO IF U CORNY U WILL GET THROWN THE f*** OUT!

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

LIMITED TIME ONLY! Open an High Interes`t DVD @ Cricket Credit Union, `n` Receive an FREE Continental Breakfas`t, Free of Charge!

 

[RayP]

I'd rather invest in the @KareemTrustfund to be honest.

I invested once and the only thing the @KareemTrustfund returned me was herpes.

 

[HanSolo]

I invested once and the only thing the @KareemTrustfund returned me was herpes.

Weird. I got the clap.

 

[KareemTrustfund]

I invested once and the only thing the @KareemTrustfund returned me was herpes.

Weird. I got the clap.

Maybe if you guys invested enough for me to buy condoms we wouldn’t have been in this predicament.