Movies: Cocaine Shark

[alko]

Cocaine Shark DVD release date has been set for July 11, 2023.

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[Osprey]

Somehow, that managed to be even worse than I imagined... and I imagined the worst.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Rabid Ranger]

So that's where the budget for Citadel went....

 

[82Ninety42011]

I'm speechless.

 

[Beau Knows]

As an enjoyer of bad movies, I hate these kinds of bad-on-purpose movies.

Companies like Asylum saw movies like The Room and Troll 2 become popular so they try to cash in on it by making their own bad movies. But the reason those movies were funny is that they were actually trying to make a real movie.

Editing mistakes, boom mics in the shot, bad VFX, etc are funny because you know they're honest mistakes that happened because of how hard filmmaking really is and how ill-equipped everyone involved was to make a movie.

 

[Unholy Diver]

That looks pretty bad, the least they could have done is make it a skinemax type movie

 

[The Crypto Guy]

 

[Neutrinos]

I'm guessing they changed the name to Cocaine Shark to capitalize on the success of Cocaine Bear

 

[KallioWeHardlyKnewYe]

Doo-doo, doo-doo ...

 

[Osprey]

I'm guessing they changed the name to Cocaine Shark to capitalize on the success of Cocaine Bear

That was my thought, as well. In the trailer, I didn't hear anything about cocaine and that thing didn't look much like a "shark."

Doo-doo, doo-doo ...

Indeed. It looks like doo-doo.

 

[Chairman Maouth]

Documentary, right?

 

[Hivemind]

I love B-movies, but a good B-movie (even when utterly ridiculous) is at least earnest. Even if they know the premise is absurd, the acting is hammy, and the VFX budget isn't going to come close to cutting it - they're still trying to make something that's genuinely enjoyable. These kind of intentionally terrible movies are cynical takes, shallow cash grabs that disrespect both the viewer and the art of movie-making.

 

[Unlimited Chequing]

This trailer just reminded me to finish watching all the Laser Cat shorts

 

[Satans Hockey]

shallow cash grabs

Is something like this actually profitable? I know the budgets are probably miniscule but still, who is actually paying to see this? Are that many people actually buying dvds of movies like this?

 

[trojansoilers]

This looks like it's done by a student for a class project...and not even a film school level production.

It looks like it was done by a high school student who procrastinated all semester and just realized he had a week to submit his final project.

 

[Nemesis Prime]

worse than one of J-Roc's grease films.