Steve Sax. A pretty funny story I heard back in the early 90's about Sax.
''Let me tell you how bleeping dumb some of my bleeping ballplayers are,'' Lasorda begins, motioning toward Sax. ''One of my weathly players left a Wall Street Journal on the bus, so I'm reading it, right? Sax says, 'What are you reading, Skip?' I tell him the Wall Street Journal. And he says, 'Save me the sports section, will you?'
''I mean, that's the kind of dummies I got to manage,'' Lasorda snorts, flapping his arms in disgust. ''They should make me manager of the year in the spring.'' Sax grins sheepishly, nodding to confirm the story about the Wall Street Journal."