Chasing History: Tanner Glass

[Darth Vitale]

Tanner Glass is more useless than a Free Agency wish list.

...more useless than a Red Panda without a tree to climb on.

...more useless than Rob Rossi with a notepad.

...more useless than a Tyler Kennedy Slapshot from the half-wall.

 

[Dennis Reynolds]

The internal irony of Tanner Glass backing "If You Can Play" has had me busting up pretty hard.

 

[Tweed]

/thread

 

[Erz8771]

Hahahahahahahaa

 

[Ray Shero*]

It's over now. Glass has SCORED!

I repeat, Glass HAS SCORED!

 

[BeauKnows19]

Hahahaha they kept the puck. That's how rare a Tanner Glass goal is.

 

[Ugene Magic]

Done./

 

[diligent_d]

Hi. Tanner Glass. Powerplay Specialist.

 

[Jacob]

They keep every player's first goal as a Penguin. I don't know how any fan doesn't know that.

 

[Cspeirs4]

Don't think he will go pointless/goalless. If we have that #1 seed locked up DB will put him on PP and give him plenty of opportunities to at least get a point

Enough said

 

[specialized]

The Hockey Gods Have Spoken

 

[ColePens]

Let's umm.. celebrate the end of the streak? Let's do it in the PGT.

 

[Darth Vitale]

History ... has not been made. Common Tanner!