Jiminy Cricket
#TeamMeat
- Mar 9, 2014
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Well Folk`s the Whether is gettin`g Warmer and That`s right Kid`s: It`s Centipede Season. 
The Centipede`s have Come out 2 play `n` I just Bagged my Firs`t Kill of the Season.
Centipede`s luv Warm weather `n` they Love 2 come out when it`s Warm `n` Crawl all over your face in You`re Sleep.
Many People beleave that we eat Spider`s durin`g our Sleep, But However that is a Myth. We are actually Eating 6-8 Centipede`s per day.
But No Worrance`s, because it`s all part of a Healthy diet. Scientis`t`s say Centipede`s are even Healthier then vegetable`s because Centipede`s already process the Nutrable`s for u. Centipede`s luv eatin`g Cricket`s, Spider`s, `n` More, `n` They pass those Nutrable`s on 2 U.
So Relax `n` Keep on Crawlin`g, Because Centipede`s r your Frien`d. Happy Centipede Season Everyone.
The Centipede`s have Come out 2 play `n` I just Bagged my Firs`t Kill of the Season.
Centipede`s luv Warm weather `n` they Love 2 come out when it`s Warm `n` Crawl all over your face in You`re Sleep.
Many People beleave that we eat Spider`s durin`g our Sleep, But However that is a Myth. We are actually Eating 6-8 Centipede`s per day.
But No Worrance`s, because it`s all part of a Healthy diet. Scientis`t`s say Centipede`s are even Healthier then vegetable`s because Centipede`s already process the Nutrable`s for u. Centipede`s luv eatin`g Cricket`s, Spider`s, `n` More, `n` They pass those Nutrable`s on 2 U.
So Relax `n` Keep on Crawlin`g, Because Centipede`s r your Frien`d. Happy Centipede Season Everyone.
