Recalled/Assigned: Carolina's Identity Assigned to Minnesota Wild

[57special]

What can you tell us about Carolina's Identity?

-Can he help us get out of our slump as we head onto the postseason?

-What is his posting game like? Any weaknesses?

-Good Chat Board guy?

-Decent avatars?

-The Wild board insists on a good two way posting game....we need good sentences AND good gifs, sort of a hangover from the Lemaire days.

-Any "lifestyle" problems? Is he sober too often? Got "a thing" for farm animals? I can tell you, Vanek was a disappointment as a player. We expected all sorts of degenerate gambling episodes, and he didn't deliver even once when he was in Minnesota, so we had to ship him off. If CI doesn't "bring it" and contribute to our playoff run then he will be sent to the hell that is Des Moines.

Hopefully, this isn't a "pity assignment", after the atrocious loss the Wild had to you last time out.


Good luck with the draft. With any luck Mittelstadt will fall to you. I think he might be a good one.

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[raynman]

Should be a fan favorite in no time.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

we need good sentences AND good gifs

You are not remotely ready for CI's gif game.

 

[57special]

any grit to him? Is he good below the hash tags?

 

[Navin R Slavin]

any grit to him? Is he good below the hash tags?

He's like eight feet ****ing tall in real life and he carries a Klingon batleth around, also in real life.

 

[Roboturner913]

hope youre not into punctuation

 

[the halleJOKEL]

he is like a less lawful good version of me

 

[The Faulker 27]

So does this mean no more shirtless selfies?

 

[Brock Anton]

and nothing of value was lost

 

[Lempo]

So does this mean no more shirtless selfies?

No. Now he has excuse to go wild with it.

 

[Ole Gil]

What's the generic Wild fan's take on creepy unsolicited pictures?

 

[CandyCanes]

Ask for Carolina Identity daily selfies. Thank me later

 

[W75]

What's the generic Wild fan's take on creepy unsolicited pictures?

 

[The Faulker 27]

Taking requests for a CI picture calendar. Limit 5 per customer. All proceeds go to the Make A ****ing Save campaign.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

halle is lawful good and i am chaotic neutral

other than that we are v similar

 

[Lempo]

halle is lawful good and i am chaotic neutral

other than that we are v similar

I'm a lawful neutral though and nothing like either of these guys, but it's okay because it's no use to scout at this point anyway any more. Dr. Frankonstiin's lab door is bursted open now and the creature is lurching towards the vil... wilderness?

 

[HisIceness]

He's the Austin Texas of our boards. Weird but in a good way, and it wouldn't be the same w/o him.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

What can you tell us about Carolina's Identity?

-Can he help us get out of our slump as we head onto the postseason?

-What is his posting game like? Any weaknesses?

-Good Chat Board guy?

-Decent avatars?

-The Wild board insists on a good two way posting game....we need good sentences AND good gifs, sort of a hangover from the Lemaire days.

-Any "lifestyle" problems? Is he sober too often? Got "a thing" for farm animals? I can tell you, Vanek was a disappointment as a player. We expected all sorts of degenerate gambling episodes, and he didn't deliver even once when he was in Minnesota, so we had to ship him off. If CI doesn't "bring it" and contribute to our playoff run then he will be sent to the hell that is Des Moines.

Hopefully, this isn't a "pity assignment", after the atrocious loss the Wild had to you last time out.


Good luck with the draft. With any luck Mittelstadt will fall to you. I think he might be a good one.

You aren't remotely ready for ci. He'll be the queen bee of your board within a week. He is the voice of a generation, we just aren't sure which one yet.