GDT: Carolina Hurricanes @ Ottawa Senators l February 7th @ 7:30 l Scotiabank Place

[Novacane]

The Hurricanes look to continue their under .500 streak tonight. Sitting at 4-4, a lost is assured. Mediocrity is in this team's DNA. Coming off a win against the Leafs, Ward put in a flukey performance, trying to show that he is not back up worthy. However, he is the most overrated goalie in the NHL and Dan Ellis will assert his dominance over the inferior Cam Ward. Also, Jordan Staal is all hype. He will come off of his pedestal sooner rather than later and he will sink back down to 3C quality play.

For the Senators, all we need to know is whether or not Anderson is starting. He will decide whether we get 0 or 1 goals. AKA, we're screwed.

Zibanejad-Turris-Alfredsson
Michalek-Smith-Silfverberg
Greening-Regin-Neil
O'Brien-Da Costa-Condra

Methot-Karlsson
Gonchar-Phillips
Benoit-Wiercioch

Anderson


*Will change the lineup once lines are announced (hopefully).*​

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[w e l o s t b o y s]

Oh god the Harrison one is perfect

 

[OmniSens]

Can I please steal your pictures for our GDT?

 

[Swag Surf Aho]

Semin seems to be enjoying some quality Raleigh meth. Looks like we won't have to worry about him not resigning with the team.

 

[Roboturner913]

LaRose

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

I like Jokinen's soul patch

also, 5-1 loss.

 

[danishh]

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Oh dear god.

We have had some high-quality GDTs thus far.

 

[tomdundo]

I personally don't feel that Chad's smile is dreamy enough.

 

[Roboturner913]

I personally don't feel that Chad's smile is dreamy enough.

He looks like a blow-up love doll for people with a big ear fetish.

 

[AhoLottaLove]

I lost it at Corvo.

 

[tarheelhockey]

Only a matter of time before this becomes someone's avatar.

 

[HisIceness]

Great job Novacane.

Also, Canes want get above .500

 

[TheBigKahuna]

Hopefully Corvo is back into the lineup in place of Sanguinetti....he does well against his former clubs, except Boston. If he's a scratch again, I'll expect a waiver wire addition soon.

 

[Lucky Lindy]

Fantastic pictures, I laughed so much!

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Just realized the Sens will probably win. They have Meth in their lineup.

 

[bb99]

lolololololol!!

this thread > the buffalo GDT. great job!

 

[DaleCooper]

If the team's quality matches the quality of the GDTs this season we could be in for a great one.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

GDTs have been awesome so far, this may be the best one.

I'm thinking 3-2 loss. This team doesn't go above .500.

 

[PaulProteus]

OMG.



We want return above .500. Semin nails 8 pipes over three periods.

1-0 loss.

 

[Novacane]

I personally don't feel that Chad's smile is dreamy enough.

This better?

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

This better?

Perfect.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Oh gosh, I totally missed Jussi's soul patch the first time through, seriously well done.

 

[PaulProteus]

The intensity of the Gleason render is uncanny, btw. That's the 1,000 yd stare we've come to know.

I keep coming back just to look at the images. I'm probably going to do that all day.

 

[Joe McGrath]

The intensity of the Gleason render is uncanny, btw. That's the 1,000 yd stare we've come to know.

I keep coming back just to look at the images. I'm probably going to do that all day.

He's the only one without some semblance of a smile. Tough to get any better than that. Also I'm going to put in a request for the drawings of the broadcast team so further hilarity can ensue.