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This is Hurricanes Hockey
'Canes down 7-1 midway through third. Police storm the ice and arrest Joe Corvo on a warrant for public indecency due to complaints about his haircut. 'Canes immediately score six unanswered goals to tie the game, then Eric wins the game in a shootout. Joe Corvo's contract is terminated.
Nah, he's shipped to Montreal to be with his bff Cole. We get Tomas Kaberle in return.