Speculation: Cap'n Cooters 3 team list?

[Juxtaposer]

For some, comfort and stability are more important, and can’t blame any player for that. But if a player is being shopped to a new team, of course they’re going to pick a competitive one.

Nor can I. There’s more to life than winning sports. Just making a point that I don’t think he would construct his NTC around competitive teams, I think he’d make it around who can’t trade for him.