Bryan allen might have mumps.

[Bloumeister]

Trojan horse from Ducks.

They got Bork

 

[canadiensnation]

I hope Bryan gets well soon, but they should keep him in quarantine until July 2015 imho. You can never be too careful

This made me laugh

 

[Skip Bayless]

Hope Allen recovers soon, that said, glad Beaulieu is getting a shot.

 

[Scriptor]

Imagine the reaction from this board when DD gets it too......

This thread would have at least 40 pages by now

Everyone knows DD sucks too much to get mumps….

 

[Tuggy]

Hope he recovers. Just to be safe I think he should sit out the season.

 

[habsfanatics*]

Everyone knows DD sucks too much to get mumps….

I heard DD was put into quarantine with Allen to watch over him.

 

[donghabs98]

Hope he recovers. Just to be safe I think he should sit out the season.

You can never be too careful after all!

 

[Fazkovsky]

Good to know the team's already been vaccinated.

Also good to have Allen out of the lineup for a little while.

That's clearly not sarcasm

 

[HBDay]

That's clearly not sarcasm

I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not in your statement about someone's supposed sarcasm.

Please include the sarcasm emogicon in your future sarcastic posts.

 

[Analyzer*]

False report.

Turns out Allen didn't see Desharnais on the chair when he went to sit down and DD got partially squished into Allen's back.

 

[HBDay]

False report.

Turns out Allen didn't see Desharnais on the chair when he went to sit down and DD got partially squished into Allen's back.

Are they both okay??

Lol I never thought something like this would actually happen, I know we always joke about DD's size but can't believe he actually got accidentally sat on. I hope this is a wake up call for Therrien, if you are so diminutive that someone doesn't notice you on a chair before they sit down then you have no business being the 1st line center on this team. Good thing he has a name label above his locker room spot, would hate for this to happen to one of our other players and risk a tail bone injury for accidentally sitting on Desharnais, Bergevin has got to be starting to realize that he is becoming a liability on and off the ice. If it was me running the team, I would ask all you guy's to shut the **** up about Desharnais and say less stupid things.

 

[Teufelsdreck]

Whatever keeps beaulieu in the line up god damn it!

You sound as crude as some Bruins fans. Mumps is a nasty thing for an adult man. Try it on for size, big shot, before you inflict it on others. If Beaulieu is not in the lineup it's because of Beaulieu, not Allen or even Therrien.

 

[Redux91]

You sound as crude as some Bruins fans. Mumps is a nasty thing for an adult man. Try it on for size, big shot, before you inflict it on others. If Beaulieu is not in the lineup it's because of Beaulieu, not Allen or even Therrien.

lol calm down, i said feel better later, "before i inflict it on others"? lol whats wrong with you man

 

[JLP]

It is a sad reflection on our coach's choices when injuries actually improve the lineup.

 

[Marksman]

Mumps can cause infertility for adult male. Not something to be joked about.

 

[BPD Habs Fan]

While I am happy that Beaulieu is in the lineup I would have preferred that it be because of play instead of injury.

Hope Allen gets well soon.

 

[rockjngo]

please retire Allen.

 

[Runner77]

please retire Allen.

Bryan Allen. The Flushed. New series on CW.

 

[ottawa]

Let's all thank Anaheim for this

 

[shamrun]

Just saw a picture of sidney he looks photoshopped:

http://www.rds.ca/hockey/lnh/les-oreillons-frappent-sidney-crosby-1.2078303

It says he passed the tests so he does not "have it" so far.

 

[Bloumeister]

Crosby:

Devils Insiders
‏@DevilsInsiders

Here's Adam Larsson with the mumps. Because why not.

 

[Moen is Gone]

Crosby:

90° clockwise Dale Weise photoshop filter

 

[Lafleurs Guy]

Well... something's wrong with Crosby. Hopefully it is the mumps because if it isn't then he's got a lot of extra fat in his face for some unexplained reason...

 

[Lafleurs Guy]

Mumps can cause infertility for adult male.

Does that mean I can avoid a vasectomy if I can get them?