bettemans awesome joke

[gobolt7]

"Hello and welcome to the 2005 NHL Draft. I regret to say that the lockout has been postponed. We have a a few details to hammer out and wording of pick announcement to perfect. The draft will be sometime in August, bank on it, brah."

Nice

 

[Lobstertainment]

What about fans of other teams who suddenly think, "My God, we traded for Crosby"...?

they grab pitchforks and torches and head to Ottawa...Unless they're Blackhawk fans then they also have heartattacks.

they survived because unlike Penguin/Bhawk fans they're hearts haven't been broken enough