Best fantasy hockey team names?

[Leviathan]

So I have Neal, Semin and Benn on my team.

I was thinkin "Neal for my Semin", but am trying to think of a way to include Benn in this. Any suggestions?

O ya I have Steen too.

How about Neal for my Steeny Semin?

Neal and Bennd over for Steeny Semin

 

[Edmoiler13]

Seen a few good ones

Dustin my Penner
Between Periods(it was a female GM)
Crease Invaders

It was for football but I always laughed at Dirty Matt Sanchez

 

[higgs011]

Ben Scrotums

 

[King Mapes]

Crosby Laichs Semin from Little Boyes

Too long?

 

[Isles5513]

In the league I was in, someone's team name was Crosby Laichs Semin. When I first saw the name, I laughed immediately.

 

[GrafSk8r12]

Some that have been used in my league:

Laich Little Boyes
Double Pennertration
No Regretzkys
Zajac-ing Off

and for the hell of it, Cunning Stunts

 

[Isles5513]

In one of my leagues this year, one of the team names is the Las Vegas Expansions with the abbreviation o his team BAD

 

[Frank the Tank]

I've always liked Hakan and the Loobs

 

[SabreOil]

Some that have been used in my league:

Laich Little Boyes
Double Pennertration
No Regretzkys
Zajac-ing Off

and for the hell of it, Cunning Stunts

That's been my team name for a number of years. Oh tsn i'm so happy you made that headline

 

[GLG12xx12]

I am going with BeLEAFer Fever this year

 

[Finnish Your Czechs]

Giroux-Tang Clan

 

[klassic]

Get A Gudas Kicking

 

[NHLPaul]

As Commisioner I made my league name: Tyutin in the Staal. The two divisions are: Port O Poti and Mark Messiered his Pants.

 

[Bonk]

Man, this was my first read through of this thread, and I laughed my ass off.

I was Kane's Cab Drivers last year and finished second.

I can't believe there wasn't one Tugnutt or Skrudland reference in this entire thread. For shame!

 

[King Mapes]

One I just made up (I'm sure others have thought of it)

Taxicab Kanefessions

 

[Wang Gretzky]

Easton Fection. Say it out loud

 

[steelcity24]

Spurgeons Semin Splurge

 

[Algernop Kreider]

Crosby Laichs Semin from Little Boyes

Too long?

You could also fit Bishop in there somewhere. See you in hell!

 

[AintLifeGrand]

Helen Keller Karate Explosion

 

[Sharkbait]

I'm rolling with Eastern State Pennertentiary and Baby Don't Hertl Me for this year.

 

[Gretzkys99Problems]

My league has Rasky Business, The Bathroom Staal, and Stammertime.

 

[vdB]

My Front Yard Needs More Saad

 

[The Iceman]

Weekend at Berniers

 

[King Mapes]

I have 6 teams this year:

A Fleury of Semin
Crosby Laichs Semin
Semin Stains
Taxicab Kanefessions
How You Drouin?
Streit Outta Conklin

 

[TASA]

For the Lightning fans:

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