Thank You! I know some of my takes are a little "Well, that's a weird way of looking at things." And that definitely a weird take. But while being difficult to articulate, I think it "makes sense."
If you go down the list of what a good new stadium needs to have, GABP has every single thing, and with good grades in all the categories. Good concourse, good site lines, unique features (and the quirks/features of GABP actually are for a REASON, unlike a bunch of places).
Barbershops have that spinning candy-cane thing to get attention! The Reds stadium is that color scheme, so your eyes aren't taking in a wide vista of a beautiful ballpark, they're darting around, because your brain is trained to focus on the red/white things, and everything is red/white.
The only other stadium with red seats is Fenway, but Fenway doesn't have the same problem because their seats are always full so you barely see them; AND there's really not a sea of red seats in your view: The RF seats are set way back, and LF/CF are giant green walls.
