OT: Bench's Dumb Toolbox Thread

[The Zetterberg Era]

Wait there are tools for this job...

(Even though I don't totally believe it, this is for the rest of you, happy holiday weekend!)

 

[Squirrel in the Hole]

I know he's gone and all...

but, Neilsen reminded me of this magnetic screwdriver I have. One with interchangeable bits. The magnet stopped working, and the bit would fall out almost every time, but I still try to use that damn thing.

Finally threw it out.

I felt that way about the second coming of Vanek, as well.

 

[OgeeOgelthorpe]

I know he's gone and all...

but, Neilsen reminded me of this magnetic screwdriver I have. One with interchangeable bits. The magnet stopped working, and the bit would fall out almost every time, but I still try to use that damn thing.

Finally threw it out.

I felt that way about the second coming of Vanek, as well.

I already used that for Namestnikov!

Nielsen is like the adjustable crescent wrench that your dad never used so it got rusty. It slices your fingers to adjust the damn thing and then when you finally get it on it loosens all by itself and becomes useless.

 

[RoyalDoubleMcCheesie]

I need you guys to tell me what tools goalies are.

But I'm afraid to discover the answers.

Goalies are like the tools you buy at the dollar store. You hope they are good for being at a cheap price.

 

[Lil Sebastian Cossa]

Goalies are like the tools you buy at the dollar store. You hope they are good for being at a cheap price.

And even though you bought them for cheap, you expect them to work perfectly and if they don’t, you bitch up a storm

 

[SoupNazi]

I need you guys to tell me what tools goalies are.

But I'm afraid to discover the answers.

You know that power tool that you go to plug in and discover it no longer works correctly?

That.

 

[RabidBadger]

Justin Abdelkader has always been the banana.

I always thought he was just a tool...period.

 

[Bench]

You know that power tool that you go to plug in and discover it no longer works correctly?

That.

Et tu, Soups?

 

[Revenge of Gru]

The entire roster is bubble gum and duct tape.

 

[Nut Upstrom]

Seider is the Swiss Army knife with the corkscrew, hammer and nail gun tool blades.

 

[SoupNazi]

Et tu, Soups?

Yeah...let's not even discuss that.

 

[The Zetterberg Era]

Et tu, Soups?

 

[jaster]

Vrana:

 

[Syckle78]

Not sure about players but I know a few posters full of enough hot air to clear the leaves of any lawn this fall.

 

[Bench]

Not sure about players but I know a few posters full of enough hot air to clear the leaves of any lawn this fall.

This has been me talking about Seider to fans of other teams: