INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY
Jerry and Elaine sit at their usual booth, sipping coffee.
Jerry: (animated) You won't believe what happened, Elaine! George is the new goalie for the Colorado Avalanche.
Elaine: (incredulous) George? The goalie? You're kidding!
Jerry: (smirking) No joke, Elaine. He got scouted during an open practice, of all things.
INT. GEORGE'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
George, wearing a Colorado Avalanche jersey, rushes into the room.
George: (ecstatic) It's official! George is the goalie for the Colorado Avalanche! And they're playing the Penguins tomorrow night!
Kramer enters, in his usual fashion.
Kramer: (excited) Avalanche, huh? You know, I once worked as an ice cream vendor at an Avalanche game.
George: (unimpressed) That's nice, Kramer.
INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - KITCHEN - NIGHT
Jerry and Elaine discuss George's situation.
Jerry: (concerned) You think George can handle playing in the NHL?
Elaine: (doubtful) I don't know, Jerry. The man can't even handle ordering a pizza.
INT. AVS LOCKER ROOM - DAY
George stands in the locker room, surrounded by professional hockey players.
Coach: (pointing) George, you're our last line of defense. No pressure!
George: (panicked) Pressure? There's no pressure, right? Right?
INT. PENGUINS LOCKER ROOM - DAY
The Penguins are getting ready for the game. Sidney Crosby addresses his team.
Crosby: (confident) Alright, guys, we're up against George Costanza, the human five-hole. But remember, even the Titanic was unsinkable.
INT. AVALANCHE VS. PENGUINS GAME - NIGHT
The game is underway, and George is standing between the pipes. He's overly jittery, making wild and erratic movements.
Announcer: (on TV) And George Costanza is facing his first shot... and it's in! Penguins score!
George: (frustrated, referring to himself in the third person) George is getting upset!
George's performance starts to improve as the game progresses. He makes incredible saves, diving and blocking shots with finesse.
Announcer: (on TV) George Costanza is on fire! He's blocking everything the Penguins throw at him!
INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - KITCHEN - NIGHT
Jerry and Elaine watch the game on TV, amazed by George's transformation.
Elaine: (astonished) Jerry, George is actually good at this!
Jerry: (incredulous) It's like watching a butterfly emerge from a cocoon of self-doubt.
INT. AVS LOCKER ROOM - INTERMISSION
George returns to the locker room after the first period, greeted with cheers and applause from his teammates.
Coach: (impressed) George, that was incredible! Keep it up!
George: (confident, referring to himself in the third person) George knows what he's doing!
INT. PENGUINS BENCH - NIGHT
Kramer, dressed in an Avalanche jersey, sneaks into the Penguins bench area. He spots the water bottles and decides to add a "special ingredient" - a random, spicy condiment from his pocket.
Kramer: (whispering to himself) This ought to heat things up a bit!
Kramer squeezes a generous amount of the spicy condiment into the Penguins' water bottles. Little does he know, he's just turned their hydrating break into a fiery experience.
INT. AVALANCHE VS. PENGUINS GAME - CONTINUOUS
The game resumes, and the Penguins players, unknowingly, take sips from their water bottles. Their faces turn bright red, and they desperately reach for anything to cool their burning tongues. The Penguins lose their focus, and the Avalanche takes advantage, scoring multiple goals.
Announcer: (on TV) It's chaos on the Penguins' bench! Their tongues are on fire, and the Avalanche is taking full advantage!
The game ends with the Avalanche winning, and George is carried off the ice on the shoulders of his teammates.
INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY
Jerry and Elaine meet George.
George: (proud, referring to himself in the third person) George did it! George is a natural-born goalie!
Elaine: (impressed) George, you've gone from the "human five-hole" to the "Mad Scientist of Saves"!
Jerry: (smiling) Well, who would've thought George would be the genius behind the mask?
As George basks in his newfound fame, it's clear that he has defied all expectations and turned out to be a great goalie, with a little unintended help from Kramer's fiery antics on the Penguins' bench.
Jerry and Elaine sit at their usual booth, sipping coffee.
Jerry: (animated) You won't believe what happened, Elaine! George is the new goalie for the Colorado Avalanche.
Elaine: (incredulous) George? The goalie? You're kidding!
Jerry: (smirking) No joke, Elaine. He got scouted during an open practice, of all things.
INT. GEORGE'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
George, wearing a Colorado Avalanche jersey, rushes into the room.
George: (ecstatic) It's official! George is the goalie for the Colorado Avalanche! And they're playing the Penguins tomorrow night!
Kramer enters, in his usual fashion.
Kramer: (excited) Avalanche, huh? You know, I once worked as an ice cream vendor at an Avalanche game.
George: (unimpressed) That's nice, Kramer.
INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - KITCHEN - NIGHT
Jerry and Elaine discuss George's situation.
Jerry: (concerned) You think George can handle playing in the NHL?
Elaine: (doubtful) I don't know, Jerry. The man can't even handle ordering a pizza.
INT. AVS LOCKER ROOM - DAY
George stands in the locker room, surrounded by professional hockey players.
Coach: (pointing) George, you're our last line of defense. No pressure!
George: (panicked) Pressure? There's no pressure, right? Right?
INT. PENGUINS LOCKER ROOM - DAY
The Penguins are getting ready for the game. Sidney Crosby addresses his team.
Crosby: (confident) Alright, guys, we're up against George Costanza, the human five-hole. But remember, even the Titanic was unsinkable.
INT. AVALANCHE VS. PENGUINS GAME - NIGHT
The game is underway, and George is standing between the pipes. He's overly jittery, making wild and erratic movements.
Announcer: (on TV) And George Costanza is facing his first shot... and it's in! Penguins score!
George: (frustrated, referring to himself in the third person) George is getting upset!
George's performance starts to improve as the game progresses. He makes incredible saves, diving and blocking shots with finesse.
Announcer: (on TV) George Costanza is on fire! He's blocking everything the Penguins throw at him!
INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - KITCHEN - NIGHT
Jerry and Elaine watch the game on TV, amazed by George's transformation.
Elaine: (astonished) Jerry, George is actually good at this!
Jerry: (incredulous) It's like watching a butterfly emerge from a cocoon of self-doubt.
INT. AVS LOCKER ROOM - INTERMISSION
George returns to the locker room after the first period, greeted with cheers and applause from his teammates.
Coach: (impressed) George, that was incredible! Keep it up!
George: (confident, referring to himself in the third person) George knows what he's doing!
INT. PENGUINS BENCH - NIGHT
Kramer, dressed in an Avalanche jersey, sneaks into the Penguins bench area. He spots the water bottles and decides to add a "special ingredient" - a random, spicy condiment from his pocket.
Kramer: (whispering to himself) This ought to heat things up a bit!
Kramer squeezes a generous amount of the spicy condiment into the Penguins' water bottles. Little does he know, he's just turned their hydrating break into a fiery experience.
INT. AVALANCHE VS. PENGUINS GAME - CONTINUOUS
The game resumes, and the Penguins players, unknowingly, take sips from their water bottles. Their faces turn bright red, and they desperately reach for anything to cool their burning tongues. The Penguins lose their focus, and the Avalanche takes advantage, scoring multiple goals.
Announcer: (on TV) It's chaos on the Penguins' bench! Their tongues are on fire, and the Avalanche is taking full advantage!
The game ends with the Avalanche winning, and George is carried off the ice on the shoulders of his teammates.
INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY
Jerry and Elaine meet George.
George: (proud, referring to himself in the third person) George did it! George is a natural-born goalie!
Elaine: (impressed) George, you've gone from the "human five-hole" to the "Mad Scientist of Saves"!
Jerry: (smiling) Well, who would've thought George would be the genius behind the mask?
As George basks in his newfound fame, it's clear that he has defied all expectations and turned out to be a great goalie, with a little unintended help from Kramer's fiery antics on the Penguins' bench.
