GDT: Aves vs Cans (3AM CEST)

[Spender]

Some guys

vs.

Other guys

Discuss

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[dahrougem2]

F*** you

 

[wayninja]

I was gonna unleash the chatgpt GDT

Game Day Thread: Colorado Avalanche vs. Carolina Hurricanes
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most exciting showdown of the season! It's the Colorado Avalanche vs. the Carolina Hurricanes in a clash of the titans. Get ready for some epic action, jaw-dropping plays, and of course, some good-natured banter between fans of these two rival teams. Let's get this game day thread started with a bang!
Pre-Game Hype:

• Are the Carolina Hurricanes named after the weather because they're known to bring a storm on the ice?
• The Colorado Avalanche is like the Rockies – full of peaks and valleys. Who's reaching the summit tonight?
• Both teams are fast, but the only thing faster is how quickly Canes fans change the name of their tailgating parties to "Hurri-CANES"

Rivalry Tales:

• Remember that time when the Avs and Canes met in the Stanley Cup Finals? Yeah, it was so long ago, even their Zamboni drivers have forgotten.
• It's not a rivalry until someone photoshops the opposing coach's face onto a donkey.
• Avalanche fans are just jealous because the Hurricanes get to storm surge, and they can only snowplow.

Star Players:

• Nathan MacKinnon vs. Sebastian Aho - The battle of the 'Aho-mazing' players.
• Gabriel Landeskog vs. Andrei Svechnikov - These two could become BFFs if they weren't trying to score against each other.

Injuries and Lineup Shenanigans:

• Carolina Hurricanes are without Dougie Hamilton tonight. Did he get lost in his own Flow?
• The Colorado Avalanche are missing their goalie – did Grubauer get eaten by an actual avalanche?

Fan Predictions:

• How many hats will be thrown onto the ice when a hat trick happens? Taking bets now!
• Over/under on the number of posts complaining about the referees? Let's see who wins that one!

Intermission Fun:

• If you could steal any player from the opposing team, who would it be and why?
• Who would win in a dance-off, the Hurricanes' Storm Surge or the Avs' Goal-Scoring celebrations?

Banter Zone:

• Canes fans, if you're cold, just stand by the Avs fans' enthusiasm. They're always on fire!
• Avs fans, you've got plenty of mountains, but none as tall as the Canes' surge of excitement!

Post-Game Celebrations:

• The winning side gets free snow cones, while the losers get umbrellas and a coupon for a weather app.
• Win or lose, let's all agree to join forces against the Dallas Stars and their boring logo, shall we?

So, sit back, relax, and let the game begin! Drop your comments, jokes, and predictions below, and let's enjoy this electrifying matchup. Go Avs! Go Canes! #NHLRivalryNight

 

[Avs2022]

We lose 9-7 tonight. 9th goal is an empty netter. Rants scores 6 goals so, it's like, a win.

 

[Spender]

F*** you

Hey now, this thread is for quality posts only

 

[wayninja]

Hey now, this thread is for quality posts only

Over my dead body

 

[El Travo]

It's too early in the season for this amount of effort. You need to conserve your energy.

 

[the_fan]

Did you guys know that one drop of flex super glue can hold over 3 tons?

 

[GeoRox89]

What about those some guys. They sure are some guys

 

[the_fan]

The Avs fans are kinda cheap when it comes to throwing hats on the ice when someone scores an hat trick. I’ve done the count, and we throw the least amount compared to the other 31 teams fans. On the road you won’t even see a single hat thrown by an Avs fan

 

[missionAvs]

Yeah we're gonna get gassed out at this rate. 5-2 Canes. Bednar gets fired midway through the first.

 

[Metallo]

Hurricanes projected lineup

Michael Bunting -- Teuvo Teravainen -- Martin Necas

Stefan Noesen -- Jesperi Kotkaniemi -- Seth Jarvis

Jordan Martinook -- Jordan Staal -- Jesper Fast

Brendan Lemieux -- Jack Drury -- Callahan Burke

Jaccob Slavin -- Brent Burns

Brady Skjei -- Brett Pesce

Dmitry Orlov -- Jalen Chatfield

Antti Raanta

Pyotr Kochetkov

Scratched: Tony DeAngelo

Injured: Sebastian Aho (upper body), Frederik Andersen (upper body), Andrei Svechnikov (lower body), Ryan Suzuki (upper body)

Avalanche projected lineup

Tomas Tatar -- Nathan MacKinnon -- Mikko Rantanen

Artturi Lehkonen -- Ryan Johansen -- Valeri Nichushkin

Miles Wood -- Ross Colton -- Jonathan Drouin

Andrew Cogliano -- Fredrik Olofsson -- Logan O’Connor

Devon Toews -- Cale Makar

Bowen Byram -- Samuel Girard

Josh Manson -- Jack Johnson

Alexandar Georgiev

Ivan Prosvetov

Scratched: Kurtis MacDermid

Injured: Pavel Francouz (lower body)

 

[AvsFan29]

Canes have allowed 24 goals in 5 games. We have allowed 4 goals in 4 games.

I like our chances

 

[RoyIsALegend]

Will miss this one; at Wonderland with my oldest kid for Halloween Haunt tonight.

Will watch recorded game later.

LFG boys, keep that AE/60 metric sky high.

 

[Balthazar]

The Avs fans are kinda cheap when it comes to throwing hats on the ice when someone scores an hat trick. I’ve done the count, and we throw the least amount compared to the other 31 teams fans. On the road you won’t even see a single hat thrown by an Avs fan

You call it cheap, I call it common sense.

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

 

[ASmileyFace]

Throw away a perfectly good hat? I think f***ing not.

 

[wayninja]

I love watching the light in Toews eyes go out when he's asked to talk at length about Makar.

 

[wayninja]

I want to hear Moser ask RyJo about the first round drubbing Colorado gave the preds during its cup run.

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

Did you guys know that one drop of flex super glue can hold over 3 tons?

That’s true, one drop was all it took to keep your mom suspended on my junk

 

[Gruyeriev]

That Canes 4th line needs Marek Hejduk

 

[sethro109]

I was gonna unleash the chatgpt GDT

Game Day Thread: Colorado Avalanche vs. Carolina Hurricanes
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most exciting showdown of the season! It's the Colorado Avalanche vs. the Carolina Hurricanes in a clash of the titans. Get ready for some epic action, jaw-dropping plays, and of course, some good-natured banter between fans of these two rival teams. Let's get this game day thread started with a bang!
Pre-Game Hype:

• Are the Carolina Hurricanes named after the weather because they're known to bring a storm on the ice?
• The Colorado Avalanche is like the Rockies – full of peaks and valleys. Who's reaching the summit tonight?
• Both teams are fast, but the only thing faster is how quickly Canes fans change the name of their tailgating parties to "Hurri-CANES"

Rivalry Tales:

• Remember that time when the Avs and Canes met in the Stanley Cup Finals? Yeah, it was so long ago, even their Zamboni drivers have forgotten.
• It's not a rivalry until someone photoshops the opposing coach's face onto a donkey.
• Avalanche fans are just jealous because the Hurricanes get to storm surge, and they can only snowplow.

Star Players:

• Nathan MacKinnon vs. Sebastian Aho - The battle of the 'Aho-mazing' players.
• Gabriel Landeskog vs. Andrei Svechnikov - These two could become BFFs if they weren't trying to score against each other.

Injuries and Lineup Shenanigans:

• Carolina Hurricanes are without Dougie Hamilton tonight. Did he get lost in his own Flow?
• The Colorado Avalanche are missing their goalie – did Grubauer get eaten by an actual avalanche?

Fan Predictions:

• How many hats will be thrown onto the ice when a hat trick happens? Taking bets now!
• Over/under on the number of posts complaining about the referees? Let's see who wins that one!

Intermission Fun:

• If you could steal any player from the opposing team, who would it be and why?
• Who would win in a dance-off, the Hurricanes' Storm Surge or the Avs' Goal-Scoring celebrations?

Banter Zone:

• Canes fans, if you're cold, just stand by the Avs fans' enthusiasm. They're always on fire!
• Avs fans, you've got plenty of mountains, but none as tall as the Canes' surge of excitement!

Post-Game Celebrations:

• The winning side gets free snow cones, while the losers get umbrellas and a coupon for a weather app.
• Win or lose, let's all agree to join forces against the Dallas Stars and their boring logo, shall we?

So, sit back, relax, and let the game begin! Drop your comments, jokes, and predictions below, and let's enjoy this electrifying matchup. Go Avs! Go Canes! #NHLRivalryNight

So we're rivals now, right?

 

[The Moops]

LFG boys, keep that AE/60 metric sky high.

 

[the_fan]

That’s true, one drop was all it took to keep your mom suspended on my junk

Mom joke? What year is this?

 

[wayninja]

Mom joke? What year is this?

It's timeless o'clock!