To prove I'm not insane and there's a logic behind my choices
Elvis, The King=Patches, our goal scoring king
Bieber=Desharnais, should be obvious
McCaulkin=Gallagher, young no good troll
Young Slater=Galchenyuk, I don't know tbh
Sinatra=Plekanec, both dashing classy dudes
Peewee=PAP, names start with P and dat flow
Shia LaBourque, both slight airheads
Sheen=Eller, hotheads
Hugh Grant=Sekac, foreigners making it big in NA
Gibson=Prust, old man who can take and give a beating
Nash=Malholtra, wise old men...dunno
Harrelson=Weise, they kind of look alike
Austin=Emelin, stone cold hard hitters
Hendrix=Subban, naturally skilled charismatic icons
Gates=Markov, Andrei is a cerebral reclusive nerd
Allen=Gilbert, dat flow
Andre the Giant=Tinordi, should be obvious
Downey Jr.=Weaver, well traveled and respected
Price=Cash, good ol' country boys