Around the League - PLAYOFFS!?

[Seath The Scaleless]

Silovs is what he is. A 3rd stringer

Two goals off Canucks sticks, though. Shitty luck

 

[LeafEgo]

That goal reminded me of when the Canes put the Zamboni driver in net. The luck on this Oilers team . .

 

[saffronleaf]

What's crazy is that, every time Hyman scores, a regular season goal is actually subtracted from Matthews. Kind of like in Back to the Future where he starts vanishing cause his dad is being a p***y.

he did it again

 

[Gabriel426]

We all know Brown is going to score tonight and Soup will score with a minute left for the Nucks complete the Leafs scoring

 

[ThrowDemTongs]

he did it again

Malthews gonna end up with 69 own goals at this rate

 

[PromisedLand]

Nurse is absolutely atrocious out there

 

[saffronleaf]

Is Hyman the greatest goalscorer (and possibly the songbird) of our generation?

and author

 

[Superstar]

he did it again

To think that some Leaf fans thought Zach Hyman was holding Mitch Marner back...Auston Matthews must be holding Mitch Marner back from the playoff warrior he could be too...

 

[saffronleaf]

Malthews gonna end up with 69 own goals at this rate

69 and scoring on himself is impressive acrobatics

 

[Evilhomer]

If a massive zombie invasion ever occurs I'm siding with the zombies, I'm telling you

I listened to these 12 year old girls, virtually babies they are so young and naive, talk about gender reassignment surgery like they had any idea what it means physically or psychologically, while their narcissistic, vapid parents clapped and smiled like someone had just lobotomized them, and the seething rage inside of me was so strong that I could barely stop myself from immediately de-enrolling my daughters and demanding my tuition payments back. No 12 year old on the planet needs to know what gender reassignment surgery is. The goddamn school should be ashamed of itself for not just condoning, but celebrating, the psychological trauma they are inflicting on kids who are neither old enough nor mature enough to understand how to interpret their own feelings, let alone how to work themselves out of the confusion that comes with the hormonal overload that is puberty.

Sorry, rant over.

 

[Gabriel426]

I listened to these 12 year old girls, virtually babies they are so young and naive, talk about gender reassignment surgery like they had any idea what it means physically or psychologically, while their narcissistic, vapid parents clapped and smiled like someone had just lobotomized then, and the seething rage inside of me was so strong that I could barely stop myself from immediately de-enrolling my daughters and demanding my tuition payments back. No 12 year old on the planet needs to know what gender reassignment surgery is. The goddamn school should be ashamed of itself for not just condoning, but celebrating, the psychological trauma they are inflicting on kids who are neither old enough nor mature enough to understand how to interpret their own feelings, let alone how to work themselves out of the confusion that comes with the hormonal overload that is puberty.

Sorry, rant over.

This is a safe space for our rant.
You are right, this World is really crazy

 

[Seath The Scaleless]

Was that a non-contact injury for Draisaitl? Looks serious

 

[Trapper]

To think that some Leaf fans thought Zach Hyman was holding Mitch Marner back...Auston Matthews must be holding Mitch Marner back from the playoff warrior he could be too...

I’m absolutely convinced the Leafs management never watches any other hockey games. They have no clue what’s happening in the real world.

 

[Evilhomer]

Power forwards don't age well

I hope you haven't seen Lindros lately

His daughter goes to my daughter's school. He still looks like a giant, just a slightly heavier one. There was a reason no one picked a fight with him. His hands are the size of watermelons.

 

[saffronleaf]

I’m absolutely convinced the Leafs management never watches any other hockey games. They have no clue what’s happening in the real world.

does anyone really watch games not involving the leafs?

sort of like a NewGM falling in the forest and nobody there to hear it situation

 

[Trapper]

does anyone really watch games not involving the leafs?

sort of like a NewGM falling in the forest and nobody there to hear it situation

Well John Tavares thinks there is only 1 round so I’d have to say that’s all the hockey there is.

 

[ThrowDemTongs]

His daughter goes to my daughter's school. He still looks like a giant, just a slightly heavier one. There was a reason no one picked a fight with him. His hands are the size of watermelons.

Remember that rumour about Elvis Stojko kicking his ass back in the day?

 

[saffronleaf]

Remember that rumour about Elvis Stojko kicking his ass back in the day?

lol dafuq

 

[Superstar]

Well John Tavares thinks there is only 1 round so I’d have to say that’s all the hockey there is.

They were right there though...every year for the last 7 years...

 

[saffronleaf]

They were right there though...every year for the last 7 years...

so close, no matter how far

 

[ThrowDemTongs]

lol dafuq

Yeah, I went to high school in Muskoka and the rumour was that they fought at a bar around the area.

Eric Lindros and Elvis Stojko

Did NHL tough guy Eric Lindros lose a bar fight to figure skater Elvis Stojko?

www.snopes.com

 

[RomanianLeafs]

How many coaches have The oilers fired to be like this? Its Time for a New coach period enough with Keefe

 

[saffronleaf]

oh no the mainboards are going in on the leafs

 

[Evilhomer]

Yeah, I went to high school in Muskoka and the rumour was that they fought at a bar around the area.

Eric Lindros and Elvis Stojko

Did NHL tough guy Eric Lindros lose a bar fight to figure skater Elvis Stojko?

www.snopes.com

Stojko was big into martial arts, so you never know, but he was literally almost a foot shorter than Lindros. Speaking of Lindros, Brett looks even bigger than Eric these days. They are massive human beings. Should have been football players.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Well John Tavares thinks there is only 1 round so I’d have to say that’s all the hockey there is.

WE ARE RIGHT THERE!