GDT: Around the League 2023-24 Volume 4: Stretch Drive Edition

[BlackDogg]

Vancouver can still get home ice all the way to the semi-finals

Too bad the Oilers couldn't show up for one of those games

 

[Captain Fantastic]

Toronto will pull the goalie to try and get Matthews his 70th goal and then Kucherov will get his 100 assist on the empty net.

Yeah, we'll be seeing a weird late 3rd

 

[Porkleaker]

Toronto will pull the goalie to try and get Matthews his 70th goal and then Kucherov will get his 100 assist on the empty net.

BETTTMANNNNN!!!!

 

[BlackDogg]

boo. Now go on LTIR

 

[GhostfaceWu]

Refs did all they could to help kucherov

 

[McDrai]

Refs did all they could to help kucherov

Yep. The refs should get credit for the 100th assist as well

 

[BlackDogg]

Now expect constant PP's for Toronto the rest of the way

 

[CantHaveTkachev]

Fitting it was on a PP
Oh well, Connor beat him in only 75 games

 

[Tobias Kahun]

He was at 18 minutes through 37 minutes of game time.

Imagine the mainboards if McDavid played that much chasing personal stats

 

[McDrai]

Jesus Toronto is terrible

 

[Captain Fantastic]

Now expect constant PP's for Toronto the rest of the way

Or expect a 6 on 5 for the last 5 minutes .

Jon Cooper looks like a Diamond and Diamond Lawyer.

 

[Porkleaker]

Jesus Toronto is terrible

Like I said, they're getting into playoff form. Bruins got this, lmao

 

[Captain Fantastic]

He was at 18 minutes through 37 minutes of game time.

Imagine the mainboards if McDavid played that much chasing personal stats

Not bothered by Kucherov doing that but it'd be ridiculous to play him in the 3rd. Matthews will gas himself for 70 and play on Saturday in the playoffs.

 

[Porkleaker]

Not bothered by Kucherov doing that but it'd be ridiculous to play him in the 3rd. Matthews will gas himself for 70 and play on Saturday in the playoffs.

He's gonna choke!

 

[McShogun99]

Toronto players making a shit effort trying to get Matthews his 70th by spending half the game short handed. There goaltending is so bad that maybe they’ll take Campbell back next season.

 

[Captain Fantastic]

Tkachuks are one ugly family.

 

[Porkleaker]

Tkachuks are one ugly family.

Just a variant of the Hills Have Eyes family.

 

[McDrai]

Tkachuks are one ugly family.

Keith really let himself go. Looks like he drinks a six pack every night lol

 

[Captain Fantastic]

Tampa will breathe on the puck wrong and there'll be TO powerplay.

 

[Porkleaker]

Tampa will breathe on the puck wrong and there'll be TO powerplay.

That's fine though, Matthews can't score

 

[McDrai]

Jones is an absolute sieve and Samsonov is no better

 

[oobga]

lol, Brodie doesn't want Matthews to get a chance on the PP

Wow, Matthews looks so mad. Dude even care about playoffs?

 

[BlackDogg]

And another powerplay. Oops Brodie ruined it

 

[DrDrai]

lol, Brodie doesn't want Matthews to get a chance on the PP

Too funny

 

[UHHHH SON]

This commentary is hilarious.