Are players allowed to wear fake facial hair for the playoffs?

[ffh]

Not if kadri is around.

 

[Ghetty Green]

it was masculine before every hipster nerd had one

Can you not grow one ? You seem angry

 

[izzy]

Lmao

Not much of a fan of the leafs but marner is a beauty

 

[puckpilot]

OK, I'll bite.

This will be fun until the friggen fake hair falls off and (insert superstar player here) skates over it, loses an edge, and breaks their leg while crashing into the boards.

If the NHL allows this, I say they should allow skates that drop caltrops and pants that emit a smokescreen, though I've heard PK Suban has the latter feature biologically built in.

 

[wabagee]

How long of a beard can anyone grow in only four games?

 

[CantLoseWithMatthews]

How long of a beard can anyone grow in only four games?

idk, how were the Jets looking in April 2015?

 

[MarAlain MongYeo]

the facial hair trend is out of control and not just with hockey players, i don't know how it became "cool" to look old and unkempt

Became a trend right when these darn kids started snorting tide pods and getting addicted to Snapface!! Coincidence???

 

[wabagee]

idk, how were the Jets looking in April 2015?

You mean the Atlanta leftovers?

 

[thedustman]

Is face paint allowed?

 

[Terry Yake]

there's an easy way to do that

 

[Bedards Dad]

This would be a bad off season thread, so to see this during the playoffs is beyond words.

 

[Jtown]

When mitch hits puberty he is going to be sick.

 

[GordieHowsUrBreath]

Can you not grow one ? You seem angry

i'm angry because i have to shave it every day, i don't want to look older and unkempt

 

[almostawake]

I'm pretty sure you can just cut a little bit off of Thornton's and have it regrow on your face. Just make sure to regularly water it and keep it in direct sunlight.

And hack it back every couple of days.

No joking, that shit will just take over if you let it.

 

[MikeK]

Sure they are. Along with face paint and sparklers on their helmets.

 

[garnetpalmetto]

Not threadworthy.