Anaheim Ducks Drinking Game (suggestions)

[Quack Shot]

So I have these two for now

1 shot for the phrases "lookout cookout" "top shelf where your mother never dusts" & "coast to coast like butter toast"

1 shot for a Getzlaf snot rocket


What else do you guys think should be included?

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[duckaroosky]

30 minutes before a game: chug a beer

 

[Ducks DVM]

30 minutes before a game: chug a beer

This is a Ducks drinking game thread, not the blog for your college team

Getzlaf passes instead of shooting at an open net - 1 drink
Getzlaf makes a backhand pass to the other team instead of shooting at an open net - 2 drinks
Getzlaf shoots at an open net - 3 drinks
You realize that Getzlaf wasn't shooting at the open net, he was trying to pass to Perry standing behind the net - finish the bottle.

 

[Quack Shot]

This is a Ducks drinking game thread, not the blog for your college team

Getzlaf passes instead of shooting at an open net - 1 drink
Getzlaf makes a backhand pass to the other team instead of shooting at an open net - 2 drinks
Getzlaf shoots at an open net - 3 drinks
You realize that Getzlaf wasn't shooting at the open net, he was trying to pass to Perry standing behind the net - finish the bottle.

I like that it's all about Getzlaf haha.

I got some more I thought of.

1 drink when Maroon misses a wide open net

1 drink when Hazy or Ahlers mentions "that long reach of [insert any player over 6']

 

[evomacky]

This is a Ducks drinking game thread, not the blog for your college team

Getzlaf passes instead of shooting at an open net - 1 drink
Getzlaf makes a backhand pass to the other team instead of shooting at an open net - 2 drinks
Getzlaf shoots at an open net - 3 drinks
You realize that Getzlaf wasn't shooting at the open net, he was trying to pass to Perry standing behind the net - finish the bottle.

my liquor store down the street does not carry enough for one game.

 

[snarktacular]

Something something Sekac has a glorious opportunity and doesn't finish.

Somebody complains about Stoner in the GDT.

 

[Arthuros]

1 drink when Sekac tries to toe-drag through the opposition and fails.

On a more positive note:

1 drink when Lindholm breaks up an odd-man rush.
Finish the bottle when Lindholm stops a breakaway without a penalty.

 

[HanSolo]

1 shot for every time we try to jam the puck into the slot with a cross ice pass but it just ends up in the defender's feet.

 

[George Binks]

Drink anytime Hayward says "what a stop" or "stop it right here guys"

 

[darkwingduck]

1 Drink when you hear the "GO DUCKS" lady.

 

[Ducks Nation*]

When Hayward complains about how big the goalies gear is.

When stoner turns the puck over.

 

[duckaroosky]

Rakell's helmet comes off: shotgun a beer

 

[Norduck]

Something something Sekac has a glorious opportunity and doesn't finish.

Somebody complains about Stoner in the GDT.

Are you trying to destroy everyone's liver?!

 

[Quack Shot]

1 Drink when you hear the "GO DUCKS" lady.

I love this one hahaha

 

[Ando]

Some good ones so far, but how about a real stinker that alone makes us drink, how about our stinking PP? Not creative enough to make one up for that but I'm sure one you guys can.

 

[Party Fowler]

Some good ones so far, but how about a real stinker that alone makes us drink, how about our stinking PP? Not creative enough to make one up for that but I'm sure one you guys can.

What drink every time we get a powerplay? That wouldn't be the greatest game.

Maybe drink every time the puck gets cleared out of the zone on the powerplay.

 

[Opak]

Take a swig whenever:

- A HFDucks poster starts complaining about Stoner
- A Duck player fails to score on a breakaway
- Ahlers gets confused and says something stupid while calling the game
- The Ducks' PP fails to score
- Silf scores on a penalty shot or in the shootout


Specials:

- Whenever Getzlaf is wide open in the offensive zone and passes the puck instead of shooting, you now take a shot for him.
- Whenever Freddy lets in a soft goal, you must finish your current drink while constantly shouting "HIILLLEEEER".
- Whenever a Dion to Anaheim trade proposal thread appears, you must offer your strongest drink to the nearest Penguins fan and reply, "NO THANKS, JR DID GOOD".
- Whenever Sbisa is mentioned on the HFDucks board, you must with the nearest Ducks fan.

 

[Party Fowler]

Take a swig whenever:

- A HFDucks poster starts complaining about Stoner
- A Duck player fails to score on a breakaway
- Ahlers gets confused and says something stupid while calling the game
- The Ducks' PP fails to score
- Silf scores on a penalty shot or in the shootout


Specials:

- Whenever Getzlaf is wide open in the offensive zone and passes the puck instead of shooting, you now take a shot for him.
- Whenever Freddy lets in a soft goal, you must finish your current drink while constantly shouting "HIL-LER".
- Whenever a Dion to Anaheim trade proposal thread appears, you must offer your strongest drink to the nearest Penguins fan and reply, "NO THANKS, JR DID GOOD".
- Whenever Sbisa is mentioned on the HFDucks board, you must with the nearest Ducks fan.

You're trying to kill us aren't you?

 

[Norduck]

Some "finish your drink" propositions:

- Perry scores a ridiculous goal in the crease
- Vatanen goes on a one-man mission to the net and scores
- Jackman scores
- Ducks score shorthanded
- Ducks get scored on short-handed
- Fowler actually hits someone in a crease scrum

 

[Tecumseh]

1 drink whenever Ahlers mistakes a player for someone else.
1 drink for every Getzlaf no look pass that results in a turnover
2 drinks for every soft goal allowed by Andersen
5 drinks for every Silf shootout goal

Oh, and a drink for every time you hear "shoot the puck" during a power play

 

[Kariya 9]

Irish Car Bomb every time the 4th line has a monster shift where they spend all their time in the offensive zone, cycling and making the other team weary. But no goal.

 

[Theridion]

Anytime our pointmen stand stationary, windup, thrn snapshot the puck directly into the defender's shins.

 

[salsa man]

step 1: take a shot everytime getzlaf passes to the other team
step 2: die

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

We have "Tripp Tracy Bingo"

A shot every time he completes one. Usually a very reliable way to get drunk. Maybe we could come up with something Doc Emrick related here

Tracy is actually ****ing hilarious to listen to though because I honestly think he has no idea what he's talking about. The other day against Detroit he went on about something about the size of players knobs on their sticks. The innuendos were hilarious and it was also equally cringe worthy

 

[Quack Shot]

5 shots every time fowler gets in a fight. Scratch that, just drink the entire bottle.