Thinking of replacing my tv with just a mural of the Wild all doing disappointing things-- Koivu cramming his garbage into a Santa's Salvation Army bucket (on the ground, a milk carton with Scandella's picture on it did not fit into the bucket), Suter parking a combine harvester across four handicap spots, Parise selling Brodin at an auction, Foligno stealing a tv on which can be seen Haula and Tuch celebrating a playoff goal, Dubnyk dragging a police officer away from a mugging to complain about the car parked so close to his, Coyle trembling behind a garbage can near the mugging, Tyler "The AHL called and-- no, no actually they didn't" Ennis rescuing a bunch of ducklings from the gutter, Granlund completely engrossed in reading The Art of the Deal, Boudreau in a travel agency with one hand full of cash and the other pointing at a poster for a 6-week cruise leaving April 15th 2019, Nino in a Swiss Deli directing his sandwich-maker to add double baby meat, the Patterson-Gimlin bigfoot in the background wearing a Sharks jersey, Staal with arms full of gifts walking into a giant closing window, Zucker wheeling away a cart of faded green-to-gray Wild jerseys and one red jersey, Spurgeon selling bottles from a Raw Water stand, Dumba buying bottles from the Raw Water stand, Greenway leaving a MN Welcome Center with a hotdish and a t-shirt bearing a trophy with a red circle around it and a diagonal line through it, Prosser holding a checklist of Wild player names for me and tapping on his, and so on.