Post-Game Talk: All-Star Weekend

[smithformeragent]

I wish Cheap Seats on ESPN Classic was still around and doing an alternate broadcast of this, Mystery Science Theater style.

 

[Ladyfan]

Poor Linus. Did Pasta go?

They should have Brad.

Poor guy from Buffalo with that terrible uniform

 

[BruinsFTW]

just brutal to watch...

im sorry but I find it very hard to believe THAT many non-hockey fans watch this or become fans because of it. So why do they have to keep doing this cringe worthy garbage? Its abysmal to watch as an actual fan..the players cant like it that much either

 

[smithformeragent]

So, wait. The stupid break away thing is done? Or…

 

[Bs1011]

So, wait. The stupid break away thing is done? Or…

Lol who knows

 

[AngryMilkcrates]

I'm confused and angry

 

[Ladyfan]

Maroon sucks

 

[AngryMilkcrates]

Nice moustache Skinner

 

[badbrewin]

No one in the stands... REAL bad look for the NHL...

Subban sucks as a TV personality as well. Maroon really?.?.?.

Geeze NHL, bring out the stars, wow...

Subban desperately clinging to relevancy scraps and Marner looks like a 14 year old all dressed up and going to a 16 and under club for the first time

 

[Bs1011]

Maroon sucks

Lol so true what a goon

 

[Bridges31]

How the f*** is Stuart Skinner an all star

 

[mjhfb]

"The idiom "jumping the shark" was coined in 1985 by Jon Hein in response to a 1977 episode from the fifth season of the American sitcom Happy Days, in which Fonzie (Henry Winkler) jumps over a shark while on water-skis.
The phrase is pejorative and is used to argue that a creative work or outlet appears to be making a stunt in a seemingly exhaustive attempt to generate elevated attention or publicity to something that was once perceived as popular, but is no longer." Wikipedia

 

[Bs1011]

Lol the players don’t even know what’s going on he says

 

[smithformeragent]

Way too much dead time between action on top of everything else.

 

[Baddkarma]

Just do teams on 7-8 guys, play a 3v3 tournament for charities and call it a day NHL.

This sucks so far...

Is this husband/wives break away? I missed something...

 

[Bs1011]

Wow best thing I’ve seen all night she ripped that

 

[AngryMilkcrates]

Ladies looking good so far, hit the post

 

[smithformeragent]

I have no f***ing idea what’s happening.

 

[AngryMilkcrates]

Skinner goalie goal!

 

[Bruinaura]

I'm confused and angry

May i recommend you go down there and throw some milk crates?

At least that would be entertaining

 

[smithformeragent]

My wife:

“This is like one of those bullshit games my 6th graders would make up and then have no idea what’s going on halfway through.”

 

[Baddkarma]

No speed, no real skill, I do this every weekend at rek league...

 

[smithformeragent]

No speed, no real skill, I do this every weekend at rek league...

I texted my beer league buddies and asked when we’re having our skills comp.

 

[Mad Dr Pepper]

Dang, the guys really don't seems to like being there haha. Not a lot of smiles on their faces.

 

[Bs1011]

Seth Jones on breakaways?