BogsDiamond
Anybody get 2 U yet?
- Mar 16, 2008
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I had to post this as I think this is one of the funniest (and saddest) stories I've heard about in regards to a crazy hockey parent and the child he's ruining.
A local man I'm familiar with had his 2007-born son tryout for a local Novice travel team.
After one tryout, the father asked for permission to tryout for the Atom Minor squad - which was granted.
The boy went out and was promptly cut due to lack of skill and being too timid.
They all agreed he was a good kid and had some skills, but wasn’t ready to move up a level.
Upon hearing the news, the Novice team said they’d love to have him for the season and offered a position on the club.
“Nu-Uh!â€, says Pappa Bear! “My son is too good for a travel level that is designed for kids his own age!â€
So he moves him to a town 45 minutes away to play at the house-league level.
But he won’t be playing Novice HL. Atom? Nope! You guessed it, Peewee! With 12 and 13 year olds!
This father is obsessed with his son making it to the NHL. So much so, he’s willing to have his undersized 8YO play with kids 4 and 5 years older than him.
And by the time the season ends, there’s a good chance, a few of the kids he’s playing with and against will be 14 year’s old.
I’ve seen the size of some 14YO’s these days. They are, quite literally, twice this boys size.
It’s non-contact, but as is with boys that age, we all know that hitting will be part of the equation in some capacity.
This kid is very shy and introverted. I don’t see him being very comfortable in a room with boys that age.
And I doubt the coach allows Pappa Bear to be in the dressing room with his son while he dresses.
I can also picture how awkward it’s going to be when Daddy has to squeeze by the kid shaving in the bathroom in order to get to his son to help tie his skates.
I don’t even know how a convener allows something like this. Daddy must have promised to sponsor a whole division of kids or multiple travel teams.
This is probably the only time I wish I was still in school. I would have made this father my star subject for a psychology paper.
Good times.
A local man I'm familiar with had his 2007-born son tryout for a local Novice travel team.
After one tryout, the father asked for permission to tryout for the Atom Minor squad - which was granted.
The boy went out and was promptly cut due to lack of skill and being too timid.
They all agreed he was a good kid and had some skills, but wasn’t ready to move up a level.
Upon hearing the news, the Novice team said they’d love to have him for the season and offered a position on the club.
“Nu-Uh!â€, says Pappa Bear! “My son is too good for a travel level that is designed for kids his own age!â€
So he moves him to a town 45 minutes away to play at the house-league level.
But he won’t be playing Novice HL. Atom? Nope! You guessed it, Peewee! With 12 and 13 year olds!
This father is obsessed with his son making it to the NHL. So much so, he’s willing to have his undersized 8YO play with kids 4 and 5 years older than him.
And by the time the season ends, there’s a good chance, a few of the kids he’s playing with and against will be 14 year’s old.
I’ve seen the size of some 14YO’s these days. They are, quite literally, twice this boys size.
It’s non-contact, but as is with boys that age, we all know that hitting will be part of the equation in some capacity.
This kid is very shy and introverted. I don’t see him being very comfortable in a room with boys that age.
And I doubt the coach allows Pappa Bear to be in the dressing room with his son while he dresses.
I can also picture how awkward it’s going to be when Daddy has to squeeze by the kid shaving in the bathroom in order to get to his son to help tie his skates.
I don’t even know how a convener allows something like this. Daddy must have promised to sponsor a whole division of kids or multiple travel teams.
This is probably the only time I wish I was still in school. I would have made this father my star subject for a psychology paper.
Good times.