A baby was actually named Malkin Crosby Long

[SUBdrewgANS]

It's gonna suck if this kid grows up hating hockey.

 

[IcedCapp]

Play Sid and Geno on the PK Long

is what I would have named my kid

or

Please Trade Scuderi Long

or

My Name isn't all that's Long

 

[WickedWrister]

Please tell me someone remembers the thread on here (might have been letsgopens.com) about a poster pledging to name his son after an early 2000's era penguin... the speculation as to which player was incredible.

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

I named my pet slug Craig Adams. Does that count?

He'll probably outlive all your other pets.

 

[WickedWrister]

Found it. Never forget

http://hfboards.mandatory.com/showthread.php?t=539273

My son Andrew "Jagr" was born on 4/1/01. Yes Jagr. It's legal; it's on his birth certificate. It took several months to convince my wife to the name but I was persistent. I gave her an opportunity about two weeks before the birth to change her mind but by that time, she was hooked. She actually finds the name very intriguing. Her friends find it equally interesting because it is so unique. Hockey fans turn there heads when we call out his name in public. This doesn't happen much because hockey fans scarce in these parts. These hockey fans have good comments when they find out that his name is after the talented superstar. Either way, no regrets what so ever. Just hope that he doesn’t **** anyone or gets caught with drugs in the future. We only use the name Andrew when at the doctor’s office. It's funny because we have to coach him to respond to Andrew when we go there. The kids had teased him a little at the beginning by calling him yogurt. That happens occasionally now but he takes it in stride, unlike before. My son is too much like the official Jagr. He talks too much; he complains and wines way too much; he's arrogant and he craves attention. I had wanted to respond sooner but I had forgotten my password and was too lazy to contact the administrator. I go on this board daily for about an hour but never register of course. You guys keep me connected and informed about our team’s (also the Steelers and Pirates) happenings. Keep it up. Thanks.

 

[Don'tcry4mejanhrdina]

I have a ferret named Tom Servo.

 

[tom_servo]

I have a ferret named Tom Servo.

I'm honored.

 

[cajal]

And I thought us naming cats Iceburgh and Murphy was cruel.

 

[Jag68Sid87]

I think it's awesome!

Then again, I have 15 cousins named Antonio, sooo...

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

At least it wasn't Craig Adams Long.

 

[tom_servo]

Why not #87#71 Long?

His name is 87.

But I was gonna name my kid 87!

 

[Sam Spade]

Morons.

 

[flaneur]

haha. well... apparently malkin likes it (instagram).

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Evgeni Long would have been ok.

 

[Michael8771*]

I named my pet slug Craig Adams. Does that count?

I love it, very apt name. Sill the slug would be great as well.

 

[Syrinx]

I wanted to name my dog Crosby and my wife wouldn't let me do it. They actually named their child "Malkin Crosby". I feel bad for this child.

 

[systemsgo]

Geno instagrammed it: https://instagram.com/p/zgnTLkqjrY/?modal=true



The parents must be pretty psyched.

 

[dr robbie]

My cousin named her daughter espn (pronounced s-pin)

...yep

on a similar note, it's really not that difficult to change the name so I've heard

 

[Jaded-Fan]

My cousin named her daughter espn (pronounced s-pin)

...yep

on a similar note, it's really not that difficult to change the name so I've heard

Actually in Pennsylvania it is not only difficult but costly.

I have charged $750 for a name change fairly regularly, even if it is only one letter (I have done that before).

A petition needs to be prepared, presented in court for a judges signature, advertising in two newspapers, two background checks (one financial and one criminal) needs to be done, back in court, among other things. This is true, including the background checks, even for minors (the most common name change, when a person remarries and the kids/parents want the new last name).

So yeah, it is not easy in this state, or cheap.

 

[Acquizitor*]

Poor baby..

Stupid parents..