Post-Game Talk: #82 | Capitals at Flyers | April 16, 2024 | Loss

[mja]

There's the banner for the season

"2023-2024
Entirely Palatable Product"​

 

[Flyerfan4life]

in other words he wants a contract for next year..

 

[Schwarbomb]

"Definitely one of the highlights of all time."

 

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

 

[Magua]

"2023-2024
Entirely Palatable Product"​

Dibs.

 

[freakydallas13]

These are the words of a man who knows this organization will hire him when he retires no matter how awful he is at his job.

"2023-2024
Entirely Palatable Product"​

"Cromulent" is the word that comes to mind.

 

[Deadpool8812]

He's working hard to try and get a contract

 

[flyershockey]

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Fixed it for Marcus.

 

[trostol]

my banner for the season(and longer)

 

[SnS]

Him and his carny ass.

 

[FlyerNutter]

Can't wait for the authentics to come in here and polish the turd that is this season, as if anything positive was achieved.

This team resigned pretty much everyone on it, and didn't trade Laughton at the deadline. Torts crushed Couts with ice time early in the season and run him down, then scratched him after making Couts captain.

Never mind the Cutter and Hart debacles. Yes, I know authentics, Hart isn't the team's fault. It's just the cherry on top of the shit season this team full of idiots has had.

What a waste of everyone's time.

Thou shalt not attack the Flyers.

 

[Petr Svoboda Mullet]

"2023-2024
Entirely Palatable Product"​

You can’t make this stuff up. LMAOOOOO.

 

[FlyerNutter]

Who is this Siobhan Nolan.

Most interesting thing about the Flyers this season.

 

[BernieParent]

With a merely bad power play, this team makes the playoffs. Nope, we just can't have that now, can we? Nope, we need to have an all time Hall of Shame power play! That's the ticket!

The coach doesn't worry about the PP.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I look forward to Brink being the new whipping boy after Frost is traded for a 6th round pick.

Flyers development! Have a player who shows creativity but has deficient feet. What do we do? Throttle the creativity, have him focus on north-south Tortorellian hockey. Maximize his weakness and minimize his strengths. Then f***ing blame him for it.

Everyone who was mad at me for saying nothing will change because they changed nothing? Guess what!

 

[Beef Invictus]

"2023-2024
Entirely Palatable Product"​

"Entirely" is strong

 

[trostol]

we need to be bad until we can figure out how to draft this Gavin McKenna kid

 

[BernieParent]

There’s some poor saps out there that invest hope into this franchise for whatever reason despite it always ending up with them walking on a rake like in the cartoons.

 

[Beef Invictus]

There’s some poor saps out there that invest hope into this franchise for whatever reason despite it always ending up with them walking on a rake like in the cartoons.

At least Wile E Coyote only tried everything once before trying something else

 

[mja]

"Entirely" is strong

So is palatable, and product, too, for that matter.

 

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

Who is this Siobhan Nolan.

Most interesting thing about the Flyers this season.

Rookie beat. Went to a Big Fiver, I think LaSalle.

 

[BernieParent]

Presser with Torts coming up. I just want one beat to ask about deployment, and not try to get quotes for their upcoming articles about how this team overachieved

It's simple. Laughton and Hathaway deserved to be out there in the last minute from their play all year and Cates was due to break out of his scoring slump. They played the season with guts and the coach was going down with his warriors.

 

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

					Per_game	Special Teams	Shot Data
Rk		AvAge	GP	W	L	OL	PTS	PTS%	GF	GA	SOW	SOL	SRS	SOS	GF/G	GA/G	PP	PPO	PP% ▼	PPA	PPOA	PK%	SH	SHA	PIM/G	oPIM/G	S	S%	SA	SV%	SO
1	Tampa Bay Lightning*	29.1	81	44	29	8	96	.593	282	263	3	1	0.26	0.00	3.48	3.25	70	244	28.69	39	231	83.12	5	6	11.0	11.0	2369	11.9	2392	.890	4
2	Carolina Hurricanes*	29.4	81	52	22	7	111	.685	274	205	2	5	0.79	-0.03	3.38	2.53	66	244	27.05	35	256	86.33	11	8	8.5	7.9	2692	10.2	2076	.901	8
3	New York Rangers*	29.1	82	55	23	4	114	.695	278	226	4	3	0.61	-0.03	3.39	2.76	65	246	26.42	36	232	84.48	8	6	9.4	10.4	2582	10.8	2419	.907	6
4	Edmonton Oilers*	29.4	80	49	25	6	104	.650	289	226	2	1	0.75	-0.05	3.61	2.83	63	239	26.36	51	252	79.76	7	5	9.6	8.6	2712	10.7	2255	.900	4
5	Dallas Stars*	29.3	81	51	21	9	111	.685	293	231	3	2	0.74	-0.04	3.62	2.85	58	237	24.47	43	238	81.93	12	4	6.8	7.5	2551	11.5	2324	.901	4
6	Colorado Avalanche*	28.8	81	49	25	7	105	.648	297	251	2	2	0.52	-0.05	3.67	3.10	67	274	24.45	52	262	80.15	7	6	9.0	9.7	2678	11.1	2418	.896	4
7	Toronto Maple Leafs*	28.8	80	46	24	10	102	.638	292	250	5	2	0.56	-0.01	3.65	3.13	56	230	24.35	54	228	76.32	6	9	9.9	10.2	2607	11.2	2372	.895	5
8	Florida Panthers*	29.5	81	51	24	6	108	.667	260	196	3	2	0.78	-0.02	3.21	2.42	63	262	24.05	50	286	82.52	8	9	13.6	13.5	2722	9.6	2253	.913	8
9	Detroit Red Wings	29.3	81	40	32	9	89	.549	271	269	2	1	0.06	0.02	3.35	3.32	63	273	23.08	49	237	79.32	7	10	8.8	10.0	2335	11.6	2624	.897	4
10	Vancouver Canucks*	28.6	80	49	22	9	107	.669	273	216	0	2	0.64	-0.05	3.41	2.70	57	252	22.62	53	248	78.63	6	7	9.4	9.6	2277	12.0	2277	.905	7
11	New Jersey Devils	26.8	82	38	39	5	81	.494	264	281	0	2	-0.23	0.01	3.22	3.43	55	245	22.45	47	243	80.66	3	9	9.1	9.6	2517	10.5	2458	.886	1
12	Minnesota Wild	29.2	81	39	33	9	87	.537	245	256	3	3	-0.13	0.01	3.02	3.16	60	269	22.30	66	260	74.62	3	9	11.5	11.3	2447	10.0	2410	.894	6
13	Los Angeles Kings*	29.5	81	43	27	11	97	.599	249	206	2	5	0.46	-0.03	3.07	2.54	54	244	22.13	38	252	84.92	11	7	8.8	9.5	2581	9.6	2283	.910	7
14	Boston Bruins*	28.5	81	47	19	15	109	.673	262	218	4	3	0.56	0.01	3.23	2.69	53	241	21.99	47	266	82.33	7	5	9.6	8.8	2364	11.1	2484	.912	5
15	Arizona Coyotes	26.7	81	35	41	5	75	.463	249	272	2	0	-0.26	0.00	3.07	3.36	52	239	21.76	63	264	76.14	7	7	11.6	9.9	2249	11.1	2567	.894	7
16	Nashville Predators*	29.5	82	47	30	5	99	.604	266	248	3	0	0.23	-0.02	3.24	3.02	58	269	21.56	57	247	76.92	7	5	9.7	9.5	2641	10.1	2507	.901	4
17	Washington Capitals	30.0	81	39	31	11	89	.549	214	251	4	5	-0.43	0.04	2.64	3.10	47	228	20.61	49	232	78.88	3	5	7.7	7.5	2154	9.9	2475	.899	7
18	Seattle Kraken	29.4	80	33	34	13	79	.494	207	225	3	4	-0.27	-0.03	2.59	2.81	49	238	20.59	44	214	79.44	4	9	8.0	8.3	2297	9.0	2343	.904	5
19	Vegas Golden Knights*	29.0	80	44	28	8	96	.600	259	238	4	2	0.26	-0.03	3.24	2.98	50	248	20.16	43	211	79.62	9	7	7.5	8.6	2478	10.5	2441	.902	3
20	San Jose Sharks	27.7	81	19	53	9	47	.290	179	321	1	5	-1.75	0.06	2.21	3.96	41	206	19.90	62	251	75.30	3	8	9.5	8.1	2052	8.7	2845	.887	2
21	New York Islanders*	29.6	81	38	27	16	92	.568	240	254	1	5	-0.19	0.03	2.96	3.14	45	228	19.74	61	219	72.15	10	3	7.2	7.4	2438	9.8	2641	.904	5
22	Winnipeg Jets*	29.4	80	50	24	6	106	.663	251	193	0	1	0.66	-0.05	3.14	2.41	44	232	18.97	50	219	77.17	3	5	8.2	8.9	2438	10.3	2386	.919	8
23	Ottawa Senators	27.0	81	36	41	4	76	.469	247	280	5	0	-0.31	0.04	3.05	3.46	51	281	18.15	60	243	75.31	6	6	10.5	11.2	2583	9.6	2398	.883	2
24	St. Louis Blues	29.0	81	43	33	5	91	.562	233	247	5	1	-0.14	-0.02	2.88	3.05	45	249	18.07	46	212	78.30	11	7	7.4	8.7	2344	9.9	2599	.905	4
25	Calgary Flames	29.2	80	37	38	5	79	.494	247	262	0	4	-0.20	0.03	3.09	3.28	45	249	18.07	46	241	80.91	11	10	9.2	9.1	2495	9.9	2390	.890	2
26	Anaheim Ducks	27.7	81	26	50	5	57	.352	199	292	1	2	-1.14	0.02	2.46	3.60	42	234	17.95	90	327	72.48	11	5	13.6	11.0	2171	9.2	2633	.889	1
27	Montreal Canadiens	26.7	81	30	36	15	75	.463	228	277	4	7	-0.59	0.05	2.81	3.42	44	249	17.67	65	277	76.53	7	12	10.3	10.0	2236	10.2	2698	.897	2
28	Buffalo Sabres	25.7	82	39	37	6	84	.512	244	243	2	1	0.03	0.01	2.98	2.96	37	223	16.59	49	243	79.84	7	10	9.8	9.2	2534	9.6	2402	.899	5
29	Chicago Blackhawks	27.4	80	23	52	5	51	.319	173	281	1	1	-1.30	0.05	2.16	3.51	38	233	16.31	54	226	76.11	3	8	8.8	9.5	2117	8.2	2609	.892	1
30	Columbus Blue Jackets	26.8	81	26	43	12	64	.395	228	295	3	2	-0.77	0.04	2.81	3.64	32	210	15.24	55	231	76.19	5	6	8.1	7.7	2433	9.4	2782	.894	1
31	Pittsburgh Penguins	31.3	81	38	31	12	88	.543	249	243	2	3	0.06	0.00	3.07	3.00	38	260	14.62	45	240	81.25	5	12	7.4	7.9	2641	9.4	2447	.901	8
32	Philadelphia Flyers	27.1	81	38	32	11	87	.537	230	256	4	3	-0.28	0.03	2.84	3.16	31	253	12.25	40	241	83.40	16	4	10.2	9.8	2680	8.6	2207	.884	5
	League Average	28.6	81	40	32	8	89	.552	249	249							51	245	20.93	51	245	79.07	7	7	9.4	9.4	2450	10.2	2450	.898	5

 

[Appleyard]

View attachment 853371

Wait... Is this actually real?

"Entirely palatable product" sounds like something a lawyer for a multi-national consumables corporation would utter when defending the lack of a product re-call that led to the deaths of several people.

 

[mja]

Wait... Is this actually real?

"Entirely palatable product" sounds like something a lawyer for a multi-national consumables corporation would utter when defending the lack of a product re-call that led to the deaths of several people.

100% Authentic.