GDT: #8 | Hurricanes at Flyers | October 29, 2022 | 7:00 PM | NBCSP, BSSO

[Beef Invictus]

Flyers: 5-2-0 (1st in Metro)
Hurricanes: 4-2-1 (3rd in Metro)

FLYERS LINEUP:

Farabee-Hayes-Konecny
Cates-Laughton-Tippett
Bellows-Frost-Allison
Deslauriers-Sedlak-MacEwen

Provorov-DeAngelo
Sanheim-Ristolainen
Seeler-Braun

Hart
Sandstrom

1st PP:

Laughton-Hayes-TK
DeAngelo-Tippett

2nd PP:

Cates-Frost-Allison
Provorov-Cates

1st PK:

Cates-Farabee
Provoro-Deangelo

2nd PK:

Hayes-Laughton
Sanheim-Seeler

Injuries:

Laczynski (Reproductive Processes)
Atkinson (Day to Year)
JVR (IR)
Anisimov (Remember him?
Ristolainen (IR)
Brown (IR)
Brink (IR)
Couturier (IR)
Ellis (Searches for meaning atop a mountain)

HURRICANES LINEUP:

Teravainen-Aho-Jarvis
Svechnikov-Kotkaniemi-Necas
Martinook-Staal-Fast
Noesen-Stastny-Stepan

Slavin-Burns
Skjei-Pesce
Coghlan-Chatfield

Raanta
Andersen

1st PP:

Noesen-Aho-Svechnikov
Burns-Necas

2nd PP:

Stastny-Kotkaniemi-Jarvis
Coghlan-Teravainen

1st PK:

Aho-Teravainen
Slavin-Burns

2nd PK:

Staal-Fast
Skjei-Pesce

Injuries:

Kase (Out)
Gardiner (IR)
Pacioretty (IR)

*All images stolen from NHL.com. All lineups based on whatever was last reported by media, supposedly. Beef-Manufactured Lineups are prone to error, ingest with caution. Side effects may include hollow eyes and cute aggression. Information may be updated at random as it arrives*

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[Beef Invictus]

Heres a bunch of numbers. At 5v5.

Goalie stuff, all strength:

 

[Magua]

I come for the injury report and stay for the……..I’ll get back to you.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

I just hope both teams have fun

 

[BiggE]

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Heres a bunch of numbers. At 5v5.

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Goalie stuff, all strength:

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- John Tortorella

 

[Curufinwe]

Risto 3rd pair?

 

[WIP CALLER]

Will probably get outshot 70-10 and lose 2-1 tonight and certain people will say it was even game and blame Hart for not being sharp enough.

 

[Fire Tortorella]

Risto 3rd pair?

Sticks only for player development - no carrots.

The beatings benchings will continue until morale development improves.

 

[mr4tno]

Risto 3rd pair?

In other news water is wet. Do you think for one minute they would sit the Octogenarian or the AHL lifer, both who have no future in the NHL, for the person who needs the playing time the most. But according to Tortorella the kids will play. So far, I have not seen one instance where he selected a young player over an older one. First chance they got they went to the waiver wire rather than letting Laczynski play.

As always with the Flyers, if a prospect does not record a hat trick in their first "shift" they are summoned to the bench.

 

[Rebels57]

A total of 7 people in Philadelphia are going to watch this game.

In other news water is wet. Do you think for one minute they would sit the Octogenarian or the AHL lifer, both who have no future in the NHL, for the person who needs the playing time the most. But according to Tortorella the kids will play. So far, I have not seen one instance where he selected a young player over an older one. First chance they got they went to the waiver wire rather than letting Laczynski play.

As always with the Flyers, if a prospect does not record a hat trick in their first "shift" they are summoned to the bench.

I've never seen someone contradict himself more in 3 weeks in my life. He's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.

 

[dats81]

I'd love to see a sign of life from Sanheim when reunited with Risto.
He really stood out last season in a good way. So far I haven't really noticed him, which isn't nearly good enough for a 6.2M player.

Zamula has been just okay. He is good for a couple of mental breakdowns every game but makes up for it in other ways most of the time.
Seeler is the obvious whipping boy here but on the ice he has been a pleasent surprise so far. It's like watching the next Brandong Manning: some good basic tools, a lot of heart but a low ceiling and running out of time and opportunities to show he actually belongs. I'm not getting carried away by half a dozen of okay performances but I can see what the coaches value about his game.

 

[Cody Webster]

Risto 3rd pair?

We'Re GoInG tO pLaY tHe YoUtH

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

I expected Zamula to get scratched tonight. The signs of this were there Thursday night. Going to be fun watching Risto and Seeler get caved in only to be bailed out by Hart

 

[Beef Invictus]

They're trying as hard as they can to be as boring and uninteresting as possible, which is what I've expected the second they failed to fire Fletcher, then hired Tortorella with Clarke gleefully drooling about how much players would suffer.

 

[freakydallas13]

Team has more, or about the same amount of injuries they had at the start of the season, and so far they have taken Tanner and Zamula out of the lineup already. Exactly none of the D youth will be playing this game.

Frost and Allison on AHL watch.

 

[FlyerNutter]

We'Re GoInG tO pLaY tHe YoUtH

Imagine being Zamula knowing the first rough game you have you’re just going to sit. After working your ass off to get fat as that’s all the team wanted you to work on.

Imagine that as a solid development strategy.

This team is dogshit, and those Neanderthals that scream their ass off at games cheering for this shit are the prime reason we are stuck in hell.

f*** em all. Piss on Clarke’s grave one day.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Imagine being Zamula knowing the first rough game you have you’re just going to sit. After working your ass off to get fat as that’s all the team wanted you to work on.

Imagine that as a solid development strategy.

This team is dogshit, and those Neanderthals that scream their ass off at games cheering for this shit are the prime reason we are stuck in hell.

f*** em all. Piss on Clarke’s grave one day.

Knowing players with worse, dumber mistakes will still be fed unlimited time.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'd love to see a sign of life from Sanheim when reunited with Risto.
He really stood out last season in a good way. So far I haven't really noticed him, which isn't nearly good enough for a 6.2M player.

Zamula has been just okay. He is good for a couple of mental breakdowns every game but makes up for it in other ways most of the time.
Seeler is the obvious whipping boy here but on the ice he has been a pleasent surprise so far. It's like watching the next Brandong Manning: some good basic tools, a lot of heart but a low ceiling and running out of time and opportunities to show he actually belongs. I'm not getting carried away by half a dozen of okay performances but I can see what the coaches value about his game.

Risto is going to make it harder for Sanheim to show life.

 

[FlyerNutter]

Knowing players with worse, dumber mistakes will still be fed unlimited time.

It will be defended as the development strategy. Tough love, and all.

I’ll tell you what, I’ll enjoy this season a lot more when the losses hopefully start coming - and when the eventual mutiny/dirt starts coming out against Torts.

The one thing I was looking forward to this season was the losses for higher draft position. It’s gone exactly in the worst way possible, racking up meaningless wins, and right back to shitty development.

I do get a chuckle out of Frost not requesting a trade yet - willingly killing his own career, and Sanheim having such a low self esteem that he re-signs for life. Losers, the bunch of them.

 

[04hockey]

Imagine being Zamula knowing the first rough game you have you’re just going to sit. After working your ass off to get fat as that’s all the team wanted you to work on.

Imagine that as a solid development strategy.

This team is dogshit, and those Neanderthals that scream their ass off at games cheering for this shit are the prime reason we are stuck in hell.

f*** em all. Piss on Clarke’s grave one day.

 

[FlyerNutter]

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Him, and his ilk are ruining this generation’s hockey team.

Men in mid life crises trying to hang on to an identity long irrelevant. f*** him to high hell

 

[Beef Invictus]

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Oh please. He is holding that thing solely because of Bernie. Without Parent he'd be remembered as a choker like Dionne. Clarke is a pathetic self-absorbed loser who has destroyed this team.

 

[FlyerNutter]

Oh please. He is holding that thing solely because of Bernie. Without Parent he'd be remembered as a choker like Dionne. Clarke is a pathetic self-absorbed loser who has destroyed this team.

Send a cup of your urine. I’ll pour it on there too for good measure.

 

[04hockey]