GDT: #66 | Flyers at Penguins | March 11, 2023 | 3:30 PM | ABC, ESPN+

[Beef Invictus]

FLYERS: 24-30-11 (8th in WC)
PENGUINS: 32-22-10 (2nd in WC)

FLYERS LINEUP:

Farabee-Frost-Tippett
laughton-Cates-Foerster
JVR-Desnoyers-Hayes
Deslauriers-Laczynski-Bellows

Provorov-York
Sanheim-Ristolainen
Seeler-Braun

Hart
Sandstrom

Injuries:

Allison (DTD)
Lemieux (Already Broke)
DeAngelo (The Punishment 2/2)
Konecny (Arm Parts)
Zamula (Banished to Eat More and Gaze Upon Ginning)
Atkinson (Year to Year)
Brink (Loaned to LHV Buffet)
Couturier (IR)
Ellis (Riding in a car with my brother/and drinking from a pint of Old Crow./We do not have any place in mind to go,/we are just driving.)

PENGUINS LINEUP:

Guentzel-Crosby-Rakell
Zucker-Malkin-Rust
O'Connor-Granlund-Carter
Heinen-Bonino-Archibald

Pettersson-Letang
Dumoulin-Petry
Kulikov-Rutta

Jarry
DeSmith

Injuries:

Poehling (IR)

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[Beef Invictus]

I made my back into a smoldering ruin so I don't think I want to bother doing stats

 

[BiggE]

 

[kudymen]

Ah there is a game today? Sorry, I am out having a beer. What would I do when not having a beer? Well. I would still be NOT watching Flyers.

 

[mr4tno]

It is such a pleasure to look at a line-up without the heaping pile of poop known as Brown and Macewan. However, this raises a question -- ignoring line# and position, JVR and Hayes are replaced by Couturier and Atkinson (still holding out hope they stay on IR), TK then replaces Bellows - what happens to Allison? We would definitely loose him to a waiver claim, and as much as we would like to believe, I'm not sure the Flyers are yet at the point where they will not dress a goon, i.e., ND

 

[swami24]

College Hoops, then Phila Wings at NY, at 730 on ComcastSn. Was supposed to be there, but quarenteed( covid symptoms were mild and only lasted 2.5 days).

Go Wings!!!

 

[BiggE]

College Hoops, then Phila Wings at NY, at 730 on ComcastSn. Was supposed to be there, but quarenteed( covid symptoms were mild and only lasted 2.5 days).

Go Wings!!!

Glad you’re feeling better!

 

[BillD]

Kick their asses

 

[Maurice of Orange]

Having a feeling this is going to be a defensive game today.

Pens are defensively better then the Flyers especially with the additions of Granlund, Bonino and Kulikov.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Some league we got here.

Haven’t played your “rival” since Black Friday in a league that uses a playoff format that promotes RIVALRIESSSSSS.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

It is such a pleasure to look at a line-up without the heaping pile of poop known as Brown and Macewan. However, this raises a question -- ignoring line# and position, JVR and Hayes are replaced by Couturier and Atkinson (still holding out hope they stay on IR), TK then replaces Bellows - what happens to Allison? We would definitely loose him to a waiver claim, and as much as we would like to believe, I'm not sure the Flyers are yet at the point where they will not dress a goon, i.e., ND

I don’t think Bellows is here beyond this season. Well at least on the Flyers roster. Torts only seems to play him if he has to.

 

[deadhead]

I made my back into a smoldering ruin so I don't think I want to bother doing stats

Gotta be careful with page 34 of the Kama Sutra.

Or did you ruin it doing something boring, like lifting boxes?

I don’t think Bellows is here beyond this season. Well at least on the Flyers roster. Torts only seems to play him if he has to.

JVR, Braun, Bellows, Lemieux are history the day the season ends.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Some league we got here.

Haven’t played your “rival” since Black Friday in a league that uses a playoff format that promotes RIVALRIESSSSSS.

It’s not a rivalry anymore. Chuck made sure of that. Hopefully in the future we can look forward to these games, right now it’s a whole lot of meh for me

 

[BiggE]

It’s not a rivalry anymore. Chuck made sure of that. Hopefully in the future we can look forward to these games, right now it’s a whole lot of meh for me

If one wanted to write a book about the last decade of Flyers hockey, A Whole Lot Of Meh would be a great title!

Chapter 1: JVR for Luke, lol
Chapter 2: Three games into the season is a great time to can a coach
Chapter 3: Hi Hexy
Chapter 4: Bye Berube
Chapter 5: Who the f*** is Dave Hakstol?
Chapter 6: What’s a Vandevelde?
Chapter 7: Dale Weise? Really??
Chapter 8: Ed’s dead, so are the Flyers
Chapter 9: It’s all Hextall’s Fault
Chapter 10: Cuck, AV & Hayes, yeah this will work out well
Chapter 11: It’s all Covid’s Fault
Chapter 12: Yandle is better than Ghost
Chapter 13: JFC, he re-signed Fisto
Chapter 14: Trading 3 picks for TdA screams rebuild
Chapter 15: Torts, kill us all now
Chapter 16: Johnny Hockey is little, we don’t like little
Chapter 17: Provorov hates gays and let’s not trade JVR
Chapter 18: Bye Cuck, hi Danny and it’s still Hextall’s fault

 

[KINGKENZO]

If one wanted to write a book about the last decade of Flyers hockey, A Whole Lot Of Meh would be a great title!

Chapter 1: JVR for Luke, lol
Chapter 2: Three games into the season is a great time to can a coach
Chapter 3: Hi Hexy
Chapter 4: Bye Berube
Chapter 5: Who the f*** is Dave Hakstol?
Chapter 6: What’s a Vandevelde?
Chapter 7: Dale Weise? Really??
Chapter 8: Ed’s dead, so are the Flyers
Chapter 9: It’s all Hextall’s Fault
Chapter 10: Cuck, AV & Hayes, yeah this will work out well
Chapter 11: It’s all Covid’s Fault
Chapter 12: Yandle is better than Ghost
Chapter 13: JFC, he re-signed Fisto
Chapter 14: Trading 3 picks for TdA screams rebuild
Chapter 15: Torts, kill us all now
Chapter 16: Johnny Hockey is little, we don’t like little
Chapter 17: Provorov hates gays and let’s not trade JVR
Chapter 18: Bye Cuck, hi Danny and it’s still Hextall’s fault

Are the Cliff notes out yet?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Gotta be careful with page 34 of the Kama Sutra.

Or did you ruin it doing something boring, like lifting boxes?


JVR, Braun, Bellows, Lemieux are history the day the season ends.

I was pooping

 

[Maurice of Orange]

Alex Nylander was recalled yesterday as an emergency recall as the 12th forward on Pittsburgh’s roster.

 

[Rich Nixon]

wow the Penguins Pride jerseys are missing a buncha colors

 

[Flyerfan4life]

ummm is this game delayed due to the bruins game ? my tv showing bruins atm

supposed to be Flyers/Pens according to guide

 

[BiggE]

Mediocrity vs utter garbage

 

[Fire Tortorella]

Not that it matters but....we actually missed the first minute of the game because of the BOS-DET game?

 

[BiggE]

Lolz

Not that it matters but....we actually missed the first minute of the game because of the BOS-DET game?

Too bad the Bos-Det game didn’t go to a shoot out and have a couple line brawls. Could have spared us the whole first period.

 

[Flyerfan4life]

Provy get an assist on that goal ?

hahaa nice pass to Pens

 

[Kelmitchell2]

Loving this start! Keep em coming pens

 

[VladDrag]

unexpectedly, the flyers look poopy

Also WTF are these lines?