GDT: #65: Lightning at Flyers, Monday, March 7, 2016, 7:00 pm ET

[Beef Invictus]

Flyers: 30-23-11 Lightning: 39-22-4


The G-Zilla & Ghostbear VS Stammer-rat & Carle The Blob Tag-Team Match Edition

FLYERS LINEUP, MAYBE​

Forwards

Dumpty "Concrete" Plumpty- Claude "Claude" Giroux - Mr. Train
Rafflcopter - Sean Couturier - Sam "Other" Gagner
Scott Laughton - Nick Cousins - Matt Read
Hakstol III - Hakstol Jr - Hakstol IV​

"Defense"​

Nick Schultz - Mark Streit
Andrew MacDonald - Shayne Gostisbehere
Medvedev or Manning - Bobby "Radko Gudas" Orr

Goaltenders:

Steve Mason
Michal Neuvirth​

The Wounded and The Fat​

Michael Del Zotto (IR)
Probably Medvedev (Doing penance)
RJ Umberger (Has had a fat season)
Jake "The Snake" Voracek (Foot)
Jordan Weal (Yes we still have him)​

A Semi-Educated Guess at the Lightning Lineup​

Forwards​

Alex Killorn - Steven Stamkos - Ryan Callahan
Ondrej Palat - Tyler Johnson - Nikita Kucherov
Cedric Paquette - Valterri(?) Filpulla (?) - JT "Easy To Spell" Brown
Brian Boyle - Vlad Namestikov - Erik Condra​

Defense​

Victor Hedman - Anton Stralman
Carle The Blob - Jason Garrison
NOT Braydon "The Nose" Coburn - Nikita Nesterov​

Goaltenders​

Andrei Vasilevieivisksksky
Ben Bishop​

Definitely A Fat Slob​

Jonathan Drouin​

Because it seems to be a Flyers tradition to play poopily against TB, today's GDT music urges defiance of tradition.

ADDITIONAL MAIN EVENT: The Fan-Luck Thunderdome

flyersfan018 vs 1865

Who's luck will win? flyersfan018 claims to bring us defeat, but 1865's presence converts Gudas into a super-neanderthal. Place bets here. Two lucks enter, one luck leaves.​

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[MiamiScreamingEagles]

Beefy, thank you for the temporary GDT relief. I offer my heartfelt appreciation with this subtle offering:

 

[Beef Invictus]

MSE makes these look easier than they are. All hail MSE for doing so many of these.

Edit: Well that's gonna be stuck in my head for a long time

 

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

MSE makes these look easier than they are. All hail MSE for doing so many of these.

Edit: Well that's gonna be stuck in my head for a long time.

Made a certain movie soundtrack that was memorable in its own way.

 

[Philadelphia Ducks]

These next 2 games will decide the season. Back to back vs Tampa who is hottest team in league right now. Need atleast 3 points imo.

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

Tough team but hopefully they can score a bunch again.

 

[flyersfan018]

That is the greatest picture I've ever seen.

 

[CodyTheHuman]

How long did you spend in Paint making that picture?

 

[Juicy Pop]

Let's not let them be the 4th team this year with a 10 game win streak.

 

[flyershockey]

Lol'ed for a good bit at the "Carle the Blob" drawing.

 

[klutch]

Hahaha. Loving the GDT Beefy. The picture plus names in the lineup are perfect. Especially since we have prime Bobby Orr now

 

[1865]

Well, I guess it's down to us to beat them then.

 

[Flyerfan4life]

umm since when is 53 been known as ghostdog ??

just saying . hahaha

 

[TheKingPin]

Awesome gtd and thanks to MSE for doing a great job for years!

This is going to be tough. They are playing a great and always play us well. We are going to need mase to go big for us. Hoping for 3 pts out of the "back to back", but that may be asking a lot. As appleyard has already said, just maintain during this next tough stretch and then finish strong and we have shot.

 

[kudymen]

Now wait a minute, that's not a Vorasaurus!

 

[boxcar65]

A picture of a ManDog would have been nice. Anyway, I imagine the Russian will be back in tomorrow night against a less physical foe. Hakstol seems fine rotating the M's based on the competition.

 

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

Awesome gtd and thanks to MSE for doing a great job for years!

You are welcome. Beefy volunteered to sub and since March 7 is International Beefy Boy Day, I honored his commitment.

 

[Bruckuss]

LOL excellent GDT humour, many subtle jokes - great job.

"defense" - lol

 

[chupanibre]

Gudas with a hatty, 2a and a headshot on Coburn, calling it

 

[Hiesenberg]

Coburn might not play

 

[TheKingPin]

Feels like a playoff game tonight boys! Common mase!

 

[Flyotes]

The 4th line got a legit LOL from me.

 

[GhostIsBae]

That 4th line that we deserve and need.

That 3rd pair needs to be switched to 1st fair obviously. Brandon "boxcar" Manning ain't playing no 3rd pair minutes.

 

[backburner]

Hakstol III - Hakstol Jr - Hakstol IV

How did this work exactly? We have 3 kids with the same name, or 3 generations of Hakstol on the ice at once?

 

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

Doesn't appear to be any lineup changes from the most recent game which includes Mason (G) and Manning (D).